Ace_of_Hearts Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Today, while venturing off to the big bog hardware store, I observed two examples of today's stupid! 1 - I was backing out of my parking spot when a man carrying two large plastic boxes passed directly behind me. I loudly questioned his intelligence but it went unheard in the car with closed windows. The boxes were big enough that the bottom one took his entire arm span to carry. The smaller one was perched on top. He was struggling to walk from the heavy load and the size of the load. When I looked over my left shoulder to make sure the idiot had cleared my path, I happened to observe that both plastic boxes (Tool storage boxes) had perfectly good wheels and folding handles.................................... 2 - As if that wasn't enough..... When I got to the parking lot exit onto the street the gentleman in front of me had obvious bought a small amount of lumber. I could tell because it was sticking out of the FULLY OPEN passenger side door. I tried to follow him but he was in too much of a hurry to get home with his purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 I saw a guy pulling up of one of the big box stores with one of those inexpensive aluminum screen doors tied to the top of his compact car. No roof rack, just a line through the open rear windows and across the screen door at about the middle. He took off out of the parking lot and that door was folded in half before he had gone 30 yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 they vote too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 4 hours ago, watab kid said: they vote too ! ......... so it would appear ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 9 hours ago, Capt. James H. Callahan said: ON THE CONTRARY!! You CAN fix stupid! It’s a lot of work and usually very painful, (if not fatal) for the fixee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: ON THE CONTRARY!! You CAN fix stupid! It’s a lot of work and usually very painful, (if not fatal) for the fixee!! Yep, you can fix stupid but the cure is almost always fatal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: ON THE CONTRARY!! You CAN fix stupid! It’s a lot of work and usually very painful, (if not fatal) for the fixee!! Sadly fixing the stupid usually results in a visit from law enforcement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 Or warning stickers required by litigation or a made up government agency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 6/1/2021 at 8:16 PM, watab kid said: they vote too ! And breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 Ace of Hearts, I was the guy in driving well below the speed limit in the left lane, with my right turn signal constantly on, I slowed down a long way before the intersection, came to a stop, and while still in the left lane, I abruptly turned right. Was that you honking and flipping me off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Ace of Hearts, I was the guy in driving well below the speed limit in the left lane, with my right turn signal constantly on, I slowed down a long way before the intersection, came to a stop, and while still in the left lane, I abruptly turned right. Was that you honking and flipping me off? THAT WAS ME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 3 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Ace of Hearts, I was the guy in driving well below the speed limit in the left lane, with my right turn signal constantly on, I slowed down a long way before the intersection, came to a stop, and while still in the left lane, I abruptly turned right. Was that you honking and flipping me off? No, that was me. I also asked you if Helen Keller taught you to drive but you had your bad ear towards me and didn't hear me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 23 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: No, that was me. I also asked you if Helen Keller taught you to drive but you had your bad ear towards me and didn't hear me. Smuteye, I'll have you know I learned to drive in California! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted June 5, 2021 Share Posted June 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Smuteye, I'll have you know I learned to drive in California! That explains a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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