Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 That might work for football games, too. Dress it up in team colors or as a cheerleader, wrap it up in a blanket and comment to your friends about how you don't understand how the baby is sleeping with all of the noise as you walk up to the ticket taker. In cooler weather (in the South, mandatory heat breaks aren't unusual for pee wee, junior high and high school games, all the way to the first game of October) you can wrap it up in a blanket and cover the face so it's not so obvious it's a doll. Needs a dispenser of some sort built into the feet so you don't have to take it out of the carrier to use it, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeronimo Caffiend Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 4 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: I'm not sure to praise you or cuss you; for I'm now inspired for a zombie Halloween outfit....braaainz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Officer, I've been watching that man with a baby for 2 hours now. I think the baby is dead and the man is a brain and blood sucking vampire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 I have found a simple and cost free method…just don’t drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 ^^^^^^^ ..... whilst I do not disagree with you ..... Should you say that out loud in the Saloon ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Too much work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 I'm not an alcoholic. Everyone knows alcoholics go to meetings. I hate meetings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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