Perro Del Diablo Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 I don't want let facts get in the way but I heard from unreliable sources that Tequila Shooter been eating low fat banana splits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 There's a feller from these parts that may take umbrage at that piece of information. I'm laying low when that becomes general knowledge. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 LOW FAT BANANA SPLITS????? What the ding-dong heck is going on there?????? Might as well be eatin' sawdust !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 18 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: LOW FAT BANANA SPLITS????? What the ding-dong heck is going on there?????? Might as well be eatin' sawdust !! I heard he ate sawdust too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate ice cream dipped over sawdust and covered with flavors of caramel and/or pineapple syrup sure sounds great to me! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 46 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate ice cream dipped over sawdust and covered with flavors of caramel and/or pineapple syrup sure sounds great to me! ..........Widder As long as it isn’t pine sawdust. Too sticky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Is you'all cowboys or woodpeckers? (and they say us Canucks have weird tastes!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Is you'all cowboys of woodpeckers? (and they say us Canucks have weird tastes!) I heard tell of a certain cowboy mentioned in this thread that sports a wood….Uh, never mind. Gotta go… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 You mean my cane?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: You mean my cane?????? Yes, yes, that’s it. That’s absolutely it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 What do you cal a vegan, fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free brownie? Compost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 I heard a rumor about Tequila Shooter, wait maybe I should tell that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 28, 2021 Author Share Posted May 28, 2021 Tequila shooter wears ??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Tequila shooter wears ??????? Fuzzy pink bunny slippers? Really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 On 5/27/2021 at 5:05 AM, Perro Del Diablo said: I don't want let facts get in the way but I heard from unreliable sources that Tequila Shooter been eating low fat banana splits. More'n likely true! I'd say he's trying to work his way up to my levels and is scared to just jump right in. He figures if he takes it slow he'll get up to a couple or three reg'lar nanner splits a day. He doesn't realize you also have to eat nanner puddin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Nanner pudding? Now we're talking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 I can attest to witnessing that. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Just found a sign on Tequila's street, in Diamond Head, for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 28, 2021 Author Share Posted May 28, 2021 41 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Just found a sign on Tequila's street, in Diamond Head, for some time. Of course that is referring to the 9 yo girl down the street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 7 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Of course that is referring to the 9 yo girl down the street I have the same one on my front porch. Course if they make it to the front porch, they know to be aware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: I have the same one on my front porch. Course if they make it to the front porch, they know to be aware. Your too easy. I don't even have a front porch. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 On 5/27/2021 at 9:19 AM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: You mean my cane?????? Your cricket bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 29, 2021 Author Share Posted May 29, 2021 For memorial day Tequila is going to BBQ but you guys need tell me what that is he got there to cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Now, I ain't sayin' there's any truth to it, but I heerd tell, that before he joined SASS and met the folks in CAS this was a picture taken of someone we know. Now, it's just a rumour ya understand and I cain't swear to it but.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 On 5/29/2021 at 5:54 AM, Perro Del Diablo said: For memorial day Tequila is going to BBQ but you guys need tell me what that is he got there to cook Possum and whole frogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 On 5/29/2021 at 7:54 AM, Perro Del Diablo said: For memorial day Tequila is going to BBQ but you guys need tell me what that is he got there to cook Big ol raccoon on the rotisserie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 I heard that when he runs out of Tequila, he's been known to drink vodka!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Perro Del Diablo Posted May 30, 2021 Author Share Posted May 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Now, I ain't sayin' there's any truth to it, but I heerd tell, that before he joined SASS and met the folks in CAS this was a picture taken of someone we know. Now, it's just a rumour ya understand and I cain't swear to it but.......... I think someone wore that here in the saloon once. Must have been after some tequila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 Now, I just had this sent to me. The sender purports it to be Tequila during a Covid Lockdown Kitchen Party. Now I can't vouch for this one either; I'll leave that for those of you who know him better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 30, 2021 Author Share Posted May 30, 2021 found picture of tequila cooking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tequila Shooter Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Y’all need to get a life, all these rumors just can’t be true and I’ll never admit to the other ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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