Highwall Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 My wife says I'm a total weirdo because I think of things far out of the normal. Like what if the Hulk was pink? Would he be just as strong and popular? What if John Wayne replaced Terrence Hill in the movie Trinity? What if Samuel Colt's last name was Tinkle? Would his guns have sold just as good? What if Frank Stein's middle initial was N? And what if racecar was spelled backwards? I could go on but then yall might think I'm a total weirdo. Okay one more... who is this Jaro guy that killed a man and got a volcano mountain named after him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwall Posted May 22, 2021 Author Share Posted May 22, 2021 Why do meteorologists say a partly sunny day compared to a partly cloudy day? I mean what the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 oh, Pandora had nothing on you. This will get a ton of responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major General Shagnasty Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Why do we still say "floor boards" in cars and there is not a sliver of wood in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 do you have strange thoughts or curious ideas or is it just me? Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major General Shagnasty Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 If Winchesters name was Breakwin would his rifles be knick named fart cannons, asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 How come you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 .... during the 1997 Sydney Royal Easter Show sheepdog trials ............ ............. how many were found guilty ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 You guys are weird. I'm a straight thinker myself. Now, let's talk about something serious: A SASS approved Baptist Category! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 47 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: You guys are weird. I'm a straight thinker myself. Now, let's talk about something serious: A SASS approved Baptist Category! I have a feeling this might be a subject that goes on for an eternity. An eternity…is there more than one? Why do people say “an eternity”? There can be only one…in this timeline. Perhaps they know something I don’t, like more than one timeline… I’m gettin’ a headache… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 When you are in a hospital bed it can be two or more eternities until breakfast. Served concurrently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleshoe Bill SASS #67022 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 8 hours ago, Highwall said: My wife says I'm a total weirdo because I think of things far out of the normal. Like what if the Hulk was pink? Would he be just as strong and popular? What if John Wayne replaced Terrence Hill in the movie Trinity? What if Samuel Colt's last name was Tinkle? Would his guns have sold just as good? What if Frank Stein's middle initial was N? And what if racecar was spelled backwards? I could go on but then yall might think I'm a total weirdo. Okay one more... who is this Jaro guy that killed a man and got a volcano mountain named after him? You and Alpo should meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 I had to go back to the OP to see who posted this. I wasnt sure that I didnt do it in my sleep. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: When you are in a hospital bed it can be two or more eternities until breakfast. Served concurrently The longer they make you wait , the more acceptable the food will seem . But if you’re in the hospital it’s good you have an appetite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 After reading the title of the post I was actually shocked the author wasn’t Alpo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 I learned long ago not to share stray thoughts. Either people move away with the nod 'n smile face or scarier they get excited and move closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 My excuse is that I had a rough childhood...I had to help my dad build the house I was born in, but then my mother died six months before I was born and left me to raise my younger brother and sister all by myself. I've never recovered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Why do wives ask you what you are thinking and then get upset when you describe all of the random thoughts going through your mind? (At least mine does.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bob Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Why do wives ask you what you are thinking and then get upset when you describe all of the random thoughts going through your mind? (At least mine does.) Because you’re not thinking what your supposed to be thinking. Which is what they want you to be thinking. At that moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Highwall, if you or your wife think you are weird, just realize that ALPO probably knows the answers to your questions. And why do Kamikaze Pilots wear helmets? And how did that get that little pea inside the whistle? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 11 hours ago, Highwall said: And what if racecar was spelled backwards? There are 159 Palindromes in the scrabble dictionary. Widder: why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 11 hours ago, Highwall said: My wife says I'm a total weirdo because I think of things far out of the normal. Like what if the Hulk was pink? Would he be just as strong and popular? What if John Wayne replaced Terrence Hill in the movie Trinity? What if Samuel Colt's last name was Tinkle? Would his guns have sold just as good? What if Frank Stein's middle initial was N? And what if racecar was spelled backwards? I could go on but then yall might think I'm a total weirdo. Okay one more... who is this Jaro guy that killed a man and got a volcano mountain named after him? He don't know us vewwy well, do he? JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Why do Kamikaze Pilots wear Parachutes ? But I am the Most normal Nut in the Bin .... Why do Folks sit and talk in the Pews while service is On, but you can't pull a word out of them during Discussion time at a Bible study? Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 When someone says "That's not enough to go to jail over." Well, what is enough? Why is there a sign on the inside of the door that reads EXIT ONLY? Why is every planet, that we know about, round? What time do the cows actually come home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Why do convenience stores have 4 doors and keep 3 of them locked??? JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Sandor, SASS #74075 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 WHO decided it must be "i before e except after c," and WHY did he/she make so many exceptions? CS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 I thank all of you who made me feel sane and normal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 13 hours ago, Highwall said: Why do meteorologists say a partly sunny day compared to a partly cloudy day? I mean what the hell? “Partly-Sunny” is positive. “Partly-Cloudy” is negative. Cat Brules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 5 hours ago, Muleshoe Bill SASS #67022 said: You and Alpo should meet. I'm not sure that the planet could survive such an event. And while we're discussing, if an occasional chair or table is only occasionally a chair or table, what is it the rest of the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 5 hours ago, Muleshoe Bill SASS #67022 said: You and Alpo should meet. No! No! That would be like a collision between matter and anti-matter! The end of the known universe! An instantaneous black hole, swallowing mankind! LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Count Sandor, SASS #74075 said: WHO decided it must be "i before e except after c," and WHY did he/she make so many exceptions? CS I think it was Einstein. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 3 hours ago, bgavin said: There are 159 Palindromes in the scrabble dictionary. Widder: why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection? We know there are 159 Palindromes BUT..... how many words spell the same backwards... Isn't Hallelujah pronounced the same in every language? ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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