Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 First of all, this was a real dream of mine I had last night. And before telling you the dream, I must also say that I have never been affiliated with any Union or any Union Bosses. I dreamed a friend of mine invited me to a Union meeting. About 30 or so Union Bosses were there. After seeing everyone there, I realized they were Mafia bosses. Anyhow, ELVIS was invited to sing a song. Yes, Elvis Pressley. He sang a song that was some sort of Union 'Alma Mater' song and then sat down to eat with the rest of us. I was ask to sit across the table from Elvis, which prompted this conversation in the dream. I introduce myself to Elvis and he kindly says... 'Hello' as he proceeds to eat a salad, as we were all eating. Elvis says: "I'm glad to see they still have the 'regulars' here". I said: 'Yep, no one is new because there hasn't been any deaths to replace anyone". Elvis says: "I'm not talking about the Union Bosses..... I'm talking about the SALAD DRESSING". This was actually the dream I had last night. No fooling. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 You good Widder? All your meds takin on time and the correct dosage? Meat you had for supper taste kinda funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 You gotta stop eating those jalapeno and bean burritos right before bed time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 That’s what happens when you try a new salad dressing at dinner. Switch back to your “regulars” and you’ll be fine. Do you honestly think “The King” ate salad?…tsk, tsk, tsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: First of all, this was a real dream of mine I had last night. And before telling you the dream, I must also say that I have never been affiliated with any Union or any Union Bosses. I dreamed a friend of mine invited me to a Union meeting. About 30 or so Union Bosses were there. After seeing everyone there, I realized they were Mafia bosses. Anyhow, ELVIS was invited to sing a song. Yes, Elvis Pressley. He sang a song that was some sort of Union 'Alma Mater' song and then sat down to eat with the rest of us. I was ask to sit across the table from Elvis, which prompted this conversation in the dream. I introduce myself to Elvis and he kindly says... 'Hello' as he proceeds to eat a salad, as we were all eating. Elvis says: "I'm glad to see they still have the 'regulars' here". I said: 'Yep, no one is new because there hasn't been any deaths to replace anyone". Elvis says: "I'm not talking about the Union Bosses..... I'm talking about the SALAD DRESSING". This was actually the dream I had last night. No fooling. ..........Widder This is the sort of thing that's the main reason why I only drink bonded liquor. Elvis eating a salad? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 17, 2021 Author Share Posted May 17, 2021 56 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: That’s what happens when you try a new salad dressing at dinner. Switch back to your “regulars” and you’ll be fine. Do you honestly think “The King” ate salad?…tsk, tsk, tsk I don't have a clue what he really ate. I can only report what he had in the dream..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Rich Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Widder I was gonna send you some pics to see if you could tell me what they were. I guess I'll wait a couple of days. kR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 You gotta stop smoking that stuff. It'll make you go blind. too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 I saw Elvis just a couple years ago down to the Seven Eleven... old dude, almost didn't recognize 'im - he was disguised as a midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: I saw Elvis just a couple years ago down to the Seven Eleven... old dude, almost didn't recognize 'im - he was disguised as a midget. You mean he ain't still working the grill on 3rd shift at the Waffle House in Valdosta? I wonder when he quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Widder have you been drinking from Alpo's bottle again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Hitting the laudanum bottle again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 must have been something wrong with that peanut butter and banana sandwich ya had CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Just get up and go to the bathroom, that's all your body wants. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 17, 2021 Author Share Posted May 17, 2021 I did eat a few BBQ wings from Pizza Hut. Its possible they put some extra special sauce on those wings..... or maybe those chickens were raised on 'wacky grain'. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 24 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: must have been something wrong with that peanut butter and banana sandwich ya had CB You mean that it wasn't fried? Philistine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 While waiting to fall asleep, ponder one of the world's great mysteries. Your mind will be occupied and free of psychedelic meandering. For example: Near the end of "Vanishing Point" there is s naked chick who spends her days riding a mini-bike around the Nevada desert. Think of how she may have protected her legs from thorns and cactus. You'll sleep soundly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Yeah, I had to look THAT up Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Why do I feel that somewhere Elvis is typing on a blog with the heading? : I gotta share this dream........Widder was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 47 minutes ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said: Why do I feel that somewhere Elvis is typing on a blog with the heading? : I gotta share this dream........Widder was there. Nightmare are dreams too you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Nightmare are dreams too you know That's one frightened Elvis, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme said: Why do I feel that somewhere Elvis is typing on a blog with the heading? : I gotta share this dream........Widder was there. Now that is funny. I bet even TN Williams laughed at that one. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Now that is funny. I bet even TN Williams laughed at that one. ..........Widder Yeah, I did. It's just too bad you have to have Elvis come up with this funny stuff instead of you. I gotta ask. What did some of those Bosses look like? I bet there was one with a big funny hat that looked like Imis. Probably two of them off to the side arguing with each other that resembled phantom and Cap'n bb. Might've even been a Pale @PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L One sitting off to himself just shaking his head at how goofy everybody else is. Or...they could've all looked like Mr Badly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted May 18, 2021 Author Share Posted May 18, 2021 When TN Williams gets on the computer, that means his locate DQ must have WiFi access. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: When TN Williams gets on the computer, that means his locate DQ must have WiFi access. ..........Widder And you can tell by Widder being able to reply, his bunkhouse boss must be napping or away from the house cause he has free time. And I'm eating a frosty, thankyouverymuch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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