Sixgun Sheridan Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Now they've got giant flying crocodiles landing in peoples' boats: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/13-foot-long-crocodile-jumps-into-fisherman-s-boat-in-incredibly-rare-attack/ar-BB1gejSi?li=BBorjTa Of course if you want to improve your chances of seeing one of these things it helps to cook a nice smelly meal right inside your boat in the middle of a croc-infested river. They say the authorities are now looking for the crocodile. It always infuriates me when they go looking for an animal like that afterwards just to kill it. The thing was only guilty of being a crocodile. Do something instead about the idiot who thought it was a great idea to cook a meal inside his boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Another Darwin candidate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: Now they've got giant flying crocodiles landing in peoples' boats: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/13-foot-long-crocodile-jumps-into-fisherman-s-boat-in-incredibly-rare-attack/ar-BB1gejSi?li=BBorjTa Of course if you want to improve your chances of seeing one of these things it helps to cook a nice smelly meal right inside your boat in the middle of a croc-infested river. They say the authorities are now looking for the crocodile. It always infuriates me when they go looking for an animal like that afterwards just to kill it. The thing was only guilty of being a crocodile. Do something instead about the idiot who thought it was a great idea to cook a meal inside his boat. The thing is that the croc now associates human activity with chow. Not his fault but you still have to take him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: They say the authorities are now looking for the crocodile. It always infuriates me when they go looking for an animal like that afterwards just to kill it. The thing was only guilty of being a crocodile. Do something instead about the idiot who thought it was a great idea to cook a meal inside his boat. +10000000000000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 The story says they were looking for him. Didn't say what they were going to do, and how would they find it? My question: why is it the Alligator River when there are no alligators there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: The thing is that the croc now associates human activity with chow. Not his fault but you still have to take him out. Take him out where? IHOP or Denny's maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: Now they've got giant flying crocodiles landing in peoples' boats: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/13-foot-long-crocodile-jumps-into-fisherman-s-boat-in-incredibly-rare-attack/ar-BB1gejSi?li=BBorjTa Of course if you want to improve your chances of seeing one of these things it helps to cook a nice smelly meal right inside your boat in the middle of a croc-infested river. They say the authorities are now looking for the crocodile. It always infuriates me when they go looking for an animal like that afterwards just to kill it. The thing was only guilty of being a crocodile. Do something instead about the idiot who thought it was a great idea to cook a meal inside his boat. 3 hours ago, Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 said: The story says they were looking for him. Didn't say what they were going to do, and how would they find it? My question: why is it the Alligator River when there are no alligators there? generally they dont kill them. They try to capture them and then put them out to stud in a croc farm. if they knew what was coming they would be lining up to be caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 6 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Another Darwin candidate. That is funny. The Territory Capitol where this happened is Darwin Yep its named after Charles Darwin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Crimes Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 said: The story says they were looking for him. Didn't say what they were going to do, and how would they find it? My question: why is it the Alligator River when there are no alligators there? What can you say, British explorers weren't paying attention to the genus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 ............ ummmmmm, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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