Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Okay, not like your wife and your really hot co-worker..... But, today in our home office the charging cord for our laptop met the infeed jaws of our paper shredder...... Who wants to go next..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashknife Cowboy Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 When my Aussie Shepard was a pup she decided the hot wire around the pasture was a chewable wire...getting zapped through your teeth looked and sounded ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 My first pair of $300 prescription glasses and my Black Lab puppy’s big mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Xarelto and barbed wire. I'm finishing up fencing off a 130 acre piece, and I look like something out of a horror movie when I get back to the house. A normal person would probably wear a long sleeved shirt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, Three Foot Johnson said: Xarelto and barbed wire. I'm finishing up fencing off a 130 acre piece, and I look like something out of a horror movie when I get back to the house. A normal person would probably wear a long sleeved shirt... A normal person would probably wear a long sleeved shirt... On, heck no, Scars and like tatoos but with better stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 "Things in your home that should never meet" Well, in the case of a former neighbor of mine a leaking propane tank and a natural gas water heater. I still can't believe nobody got hurt when the entire front half of his house exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 mice and her dishwasher only 8 months old have to say the replacement was 15 minute job with no trips back to the store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 43 minutes ago, Three Foot Johnson said: Xarelto and barbed wire. I'm finishing up fencing off a 130 acre piece, and I look like something out of a horror movie when I get back to the house. A normal person would probably wear a long sleeved shirt... My God, it's the plague! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Black powder and gophers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 26 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Black powder and gophers. Been there, done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share Posted April 30, 2021 28 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Black powder and gophers. Yes, but those two have to be formally introduced. I'm talking more of happenstance....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Three Foot Johnson said: Xarelto and barbed wire. I'm finishing up fencing off a 130 acre piece, and I look like something out of a horror movie when I get back to the house. A normal person would probably wear a long sleeved shirt... Warfarin provides similar results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Water and wood laminate flooring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said: Xarelto and barbed wire. I'm finishing up fencing off a 130 acre piece, and I look like something out of a horror movie when I get back to the house. A normal person would probably wear a long sleeved shirt... Have we worked together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 49 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Water and wood laminate flooring Yup. A week old and the city blew my plumbing up jetting the sewer out back. Tough luck they said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 ....... on the flip side I have a draw full of socks that I'd like to be re-introduced to their matching mates ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeronimo Caffiend Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 "Karens"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 A Roomba and a full roll of toilet tissue............ Ask me how I know....................I'll post the picture as soon as I find it. Roomba Rosettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Roomba and a pet’s “accident”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Black powder and a full bathtub Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 My two cats and a bird that somehow got in. I didn’t realize how many feathers a sparrow has! They destroyed the poor thing! I was proud of them though ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 The nursing mother cat and any other cats in the house. She only weighed 5 pounds and my big scaredy cat weighed 15. The big cats knew not to go near the kittens. I kept them safe until they absolutely insisted on roaming the house. Here they are at two days and eight weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Your wife's backside and the porcelain part of the toilet bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 10 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Water and wood laminate flooring Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 A kitten and a Christmas tree light cord. (flash) Murrrrowwww (screaming ball of gray fur barreling down the hall) Christmas tree is dark. Wife and daughter screaming. Me laughing so hard I nearly passed out. That cat never chewed on another cord or string for the rest of her life...the other 8 lives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Wife and girl friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: A kitten and a Christmas tree light cord. (flash) Murrrrowwww (screaming ball of gray fur barreling down the hall) Christmas tree is dark. Wife and daughter screaming. Me laughing so hard I nearly passed out. That cat never chewed on another cord or string for the rest of her life...the other 8 lives... Sounds like Lampoon Christmas Vacation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Corner of the bed frame and little toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snakejaw_Joe Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 'flushable' kitty litter and cast iron pipes from the 1940s. nothing that says 'flushable' is actually flushable. Before I sold it, I let my younger brother stay in my house in LA when we moved to FL. $14k later that house had new piping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 11 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: Sounds like Lampoon Christmas Vacation! Yes it does, only definitely not as dramatic. Also, another thing that shouldn’t meet are a pet rabbit a TV cable feeds. My daughter was “rabbit sitting” her friend’s pet rabbit. She let it loose in the living room. At some point Mr. Rabbit got behind the entertainment center and chewed on the cable feeding the cable box. A bit later we started getting radio calls from flights landing at Long Beach Airport as they made their approach over Huntington Beach, CA. We called the cable company after talking with someone at the airport that told us we must have a damaged coax cable. The rabbit had chewed through the shielding. EDIT: The rabbit did not get hurt. It just opened up the insulation and shielding so airplane radio transmissions go through and we heard them through the TV speakers. Quite funny to be watching America’s Funniest Hime Videos and hearing pilots requesting permission to land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Me and power tools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Bleach and ammonia based cleaners. Garbage disposal and silverware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 My wife and sharp objects! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Opening the back door so see what's there when a raccoon is outside scratching to get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 My bare foot and Legos the kids didn’t put away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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