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1 hour ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

I'm so sorry Pat, I have to deal with so many desperate women grovelling at my feet. ;)   I can't hardly get around. :(

They aren’t miniature women that are also cannoneers, are they?

 

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7 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

And yet...had they both left the fruit alone, and obeyed their 'father'...they would have lived blissfully naked, and not have been ashamed!!!

So we would have all been running around naked? Okay but that’s not always a nice thing to look at!:lol:

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8 hours ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

And yet...had they both left the fruit alone, and obeyed their 'father'...they would have lived blissfully naked, and not have been ashamed!!!

 

And it would make the whole long sleeve shirt vs the short sleeve shirt debate over on the Wire a non-issue and eliminate the need to take $1.00 bills to certain bars.

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13 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

....with the Dog!!

 

That is why Dog is MAN'S BEST FRIEND:lol:

DOG got kicked out of the garden also because of Eves Greed.

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13 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

 

 

So funny got entered twice:D

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8 minutes ago, Smoken D said:

 

That is why Dog is MAN'S BEST FRIEND:lol:

DOG got kicked out of the garden also because of Eves Greed.

 

Dog didn't get kicked out the Garden of Eden. He was chasing a tennis ball and the gate closed behind him.

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1 hour ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

We wouldn't know the difference!!!

True, I bet there'd be waaaay less sex!!:lol:

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21 hours ago, Dirty Dog Doug said:

... was told to get on my knees and kiss her rearend 

 

Yep.
Just the other night, I had my wife down on her knees as well...
She said to me, "Get out from under the bed, ya chicken!"

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2 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

True, I bet there'd be waaaay less sex!!:lol:

didn't you read the part where God told Adam to multiply and fill the earth, or the part where Women wouldn't have found it uncomfortable to do so, or the part where kids wouldn't have been sniveling little tyrants bent on their own self interests?  Who needs a condom in those circumstances????

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2 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

True, I bet there'd be waaaay less sex!!:lol:

 

Wouldn't matter. Before taking a bite, there was a blissful ignorance. After, there was marriage.

 

Til death do us part has always been an oxymoron.

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It's no secret that God made men and women different.

One difference is men talk less than women.

Studies have found that men speak about 15,000 words a day.

Women speak about 25,000 words a day......with gusts of 40-50K.

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20 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

I understand it was forced on him by Eve. 

 

"See what ya made me do??"  :(

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13 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

"See what ya made me do??"  :(

 

13 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

 

"See what ya made me do??"  :(

 

 

 

   .......... stutter, ... or itchy trigger finger ???   :huh:

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1 minute ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

 

   .......... stutter, ... or itchy trigger finger ???   :huh:

 

"Google Chrome Not Responding..."  :(

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4 hours ago, El CupAJoe said:

didn't you read the part where God told Adam to multiply and fill the earth, or the part where Women wouldn't have found it uncomfortable to do so, or the part where kids wouldn't have been sniveling little tyrants bent on their own self interests?  Who needs a condom in those circumstances????

Your post reminded me of this ad.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

Your post reminded me of this ad.

 

 

That's funny/terrifying...

 

We live in a fallen world, 

Adam was there with Eve the whole time it was going down "she gave some to her husband who was there with her"... He knew better and chose not to intervene and eventually joined her as well... the original sin is all sin, deciding that we know better than what God told us.

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18 hours ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

I'm so sorry Pat, I have to deal with so many desperate women grovelling at my feet. ;)   I can't hardly get around. :(

Well, Birdgun does have a point. It is hard to get around the parking lot some days. :ph34r:

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Eve was suspicious that Adam was fooling around with another woman. He swore that he wasn’t but she wouldn’t believe him. Finally in desperation he lifted up his shirt and said “Here, count my ribs!”

 

Seamus

 

 

 

 

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boy did this one go sideways , but it has been a fun read , im holding my .......on so many .....and good thing my finger is slower than my lips or yall would be censoring this here post 

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