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Men are demanding reparations from women for Eve eating that apple!:o

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Yea, wait on. And Genesis 3:16 says;

 

“I will greatly multiply
Your pain in childbirth,
In pain you shall deliver children;
Yet your desire will be for your husband,
And he shall rule over you.”

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5 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

Hell with the apple...what about the rib?

 

 

I finished the rest of them last night.

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13 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

Hell with the apple...what about the rib?

I saw something one time years ago. This long explanation about why God chose a rib. I don't remember it all but there were two parts that stuck with me.

 

The rib is under the arm, so man will put the arm around the woman and protect her. And the rib is next to the heart, so man will love her.

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yea I asked my GF  about that  . was told to get on my knees and kiss her rearend 

ok 

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46 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

Uhm.....wait....

Didn't Adam EAT the apple too????

Yea after being coerced into eating it from that nasty Eve!:P

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God was walking with Adam in the garden.

Adam:  Lord, I'd like to have a companion to live with me.

God:  I could give you a woman.  What would you want her to be like?

Adam:  Lord, I want her to be warm, soft, helpful, understanding, kind, considerate of my needs, loving, soft spoken, and submissive.

God:  You know a woman like that would cost you an arm and a leg?

Adam:  Okay, Lord.  What could I get for a rib?

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34 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

I am gonna bet, she twisted no arm!!!

Well maybe he was really hungry!!:P

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39 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

God was walking with Adam in the garden.

Adam:  Lord, I'd like to have a companion to live with me.

God:  I could give you a woman.  What would you want her to be like?

Adam:  Lord, I want her to be warm, soft, helpful, understanding, kind, considerate of my needs, loving, soft spoken, and submissive.

God:  How about I create the dog for your company?

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1 hour ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

God was walking with Adam in the garden.

Adam:  Lord, I'd like to have a companion to live with me.

God:  I could give you a woman.  What would you want her to be like?

Adam:  Lord, I want her to be warm, soft, helpful, understanding, kind, considerate of my needs, loving, soft spoken, and submissive.

God:  You know a woman like that would cost you an arm and a leg?

Adam:  Okay, Lord.  What could I get for a rib?

Someone give me a 'raspberry' emoji!!!

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18 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

Someone give me a 'raspberry' emoji!!!

Singin' Sue, there are some women that are worth an arm and a leg.   My wife, I would give my whole body for.

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40 minutes ago, Singin' Sue 71615 said:

Someone give me a 'raspberry' emoji!!!

 

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God created the Earth, the planets, man and the entire universe in 6 days.

Then God rested on the 7th day

Then God created woman

And neither man nor God has rested since

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You need to stop reading Babylonbee. :lol::lol:

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Eve may have taken the first bite, but how about that Adam?  First thing he did when God caught them was blame it on Eve.

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19 minutes ago, MizPete said:

Eve may have taken the first bite, but how about that Adam?  First thing he did when God caught them was blame it on Eve.

MizPete is correct.  It was because of that woman God gave to Adam that caused it!

 

Birdgun's fractured scripture interpretation.

Genesis 3:12 (CSB)

3:12:  The man replied, “The woman you gave to be with me — she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate.”

 

When I mess up, I tell God the same thing.   It's because of that woman YOU gave me.  And, I let my wife know it's her and God's fault.   That's because I have Acme 'No Fault Insurance.' 

It's not my fault!

-_-

 

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https://nutritionstudies.org/bananas-the-forbidden-fruit/

 

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... Some Muslim and Christian traditions hold that the forbidden fruit that Adam and Eve so briefly enjoyed in the Garden of Eden was not the apple, which is not native to Mesopotamia, but the banana. In the iconography of those traditions, the first man and woman wore not fig but banana leaves to hide their nakedness.

 

Those Christian missionaries knew a good thing when they saw it. They returned to Iberia and Italy with banana plants in hand...

 

Eating from the tree of knowledge?

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38 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

Birdgun's fractured scripture interpretation.

Genesis 3:12 (CSB)

3:12:  The man replied, “The woman you gave to be with me — she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate.”

 

And there is the true sin.  If Adam had fessed up, said something like,  "Yes, Lord, I broke your simple rule,  please forgive me."  everything would have been fine.   But he tried to pass the blame. 

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1 hour ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

You need to stop reading Babylonbee. :lol::lol:

Aha, you saw it too huh?:lol:

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Just now, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

I understand it was forced on him by Eve. 

This is true! She said if you don't eat this apple you'll be sleeping on the couch!

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2 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said:

Yeah, and they didn't have a couch. Just  some hard rocks outside. 

Must have been enough....You are here today....

 

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Just now, Cyrus Cassidy #45437 said:

 

She was naked...

And yet...had they both left the fruit alone, and obeyed their 'father'...they would have lived blissfully naked, and not have been ashamed!!!

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Well, I don’t need any reparations. This world would be just an awful place without Ladies. I am pretty darned glad they’re around and thankful that they seem to tolerate me. 

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7 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Well, I don’t need any reparations. This world would be just an awful place without Ladies. I am pretty darned glad they’re around and thankful that they seem to tolerate me. 

I'm so sorry Pat, I have to deal with so many desperate women grovelling at my feet. ;)   I can't hardly get around. :(

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