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I swear...when I find out who’s been spyin’ on me...    

I hear tell pat been eating tofu nanner splits and going all natural on the Southern California beaches.

Years ago I was made to attend a “Management Team Building Retreat” where we had 2 days of fun and frivolity with our esteemed “teammates” learning how to keep from throwing up and bashing our coworke

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8 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

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Reminds me of many "Bike Weeks" where guys would trailer their bikes to about five miles from the event, unload and then let their wives/girlfriends drive the truck trailer to the town and they would ride in!:rolleyes:

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14 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

Reminds me of many "Bike Weeks" where guys would trailer their bikes to about five miles from the event, unload and then let their wives/girlfriends drive the truck trailer to the town and they would ride in!:rolleyes:

oops you saw me

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On 4/10/2021 at 12:05 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

You know, part of me at some sadistic level, wants to say, OK, Go Ahead! I Want to Watch!!

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What are you, a Ferengi?

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On 4/11/2021 at 8:06 PM, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

Pat after years of nanner splits looks real sweet in his tutu.

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I think that' more like a sixsix than a tutu.

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On 4/12/2021 at 8:26 AM, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

Okay here goes, rumor has it, Pat Riot is a real nice guy. :D

That's not a rumor, that's an out and out LIE!

 

(That should restore your reputation, Pat.  You're welcome.)

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On 4/12/2021 at 5:48 PM, Michigan Slim said:

Some of us passed on doing acid, others did not.....

Never tried acid, but I did snort coke once.  Didn't ever do it again because it hurt too much putting the can up my nose. 

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On 4/13/2021 at 12:30 PM, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

Hey, Perro!!  I just heard that two of your indecent exposure charges have been dropped.  Unfortunately, Pat tells me the one brought against you in the grocery store checkout line is still pending.  :o:P;)

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That may be because they're still mopping up the puke.

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On 4/18/2021 at 8:53 AM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Thank you. I am really not sure what can be done. I asked my physical therapists what they think. I actually asked if there was an epoxy that could be used to fill the hole if the screw was removed that would allow the screw to be reinserted. The lady said “I doubt it”. The guy said “The human body is not a car where bondo can be used to patch a hole.”

I said “Awe, there’s gotta be a space age bone filler out there.” He said that he doubted it. 
We’ll see. I see my surgeon on the 22nd. 

Ah, come on over, Pat.  I got a shop full of tools here and betwixt you and me we can get it right.  Bring your own pain killer.

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On 4/20/2021 at 11:14 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

 

Well, maybe this...

 

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I have a friend who bought one of those a couple of years ago.  He and his wife travel all over on it.

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6 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Ah, come on over, Pat.  I got a shop full of tools here and betwixt you and me we can get it right.  Bring your own pain killer.

Thank you. :)

Actually, it turns out that the X-rays aren’t quite right. They barely show the bone that the screws are screwed into and the screws are all inside the bone and none are sticking out into the joint or tissue. 

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On 4/26/2021 at 1:06 AM, Perro Del Diablo said:

@Patriothas decided to become a second hand vegan, only going to eat animals that are vegetarian 

Had to read that twice.  Thought it said "second hand virgin" and pondered on how that could be done.  Of course, Pat lives in California so........never mind.

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On 4/24/2021 at 6:03 AM, Perro Del Diablo said:

I just want to know about the screw in your head, I heard it’s a little loose 

That's what holds his hat on.

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On 5/7/2021 at 9:54 AM, Tequila Shooter said:

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And it's a LOT more fun.

 

Besides, what's to stop me?  I'm nearly 80, widowed, retired, and independent.

 

No one can fire me, hire me, promote or demote me or raise or lower my income, transfer me or otherwise do much to change my life style.  I'm my own boss.

 

I don't much care anything about my effect on others or whether I hurt their feelings or  not, and I can express my honest opinions....and frequently do.

 

I'm not afraid of dying (not that I want to) and the threat of life in prison isn't much a deterrent, and it's likely I'll be out and bail and die of old age long before my case comes to trial.

 

Right at this moment my greatest challenge in life is finding a tee shirt with that message on it.

 

Thanks, Teq Shoot.

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On 5/12/2021 at 8:54 AM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

It says I must type something here befre I can post

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My bike looks like that from the front. 
 

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1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Never tried acid, but I did snort coke once.  Didn't ever do it again because it hurt too much putting the can up my nose. 

Never snorted it IN my nose, but I have snorted it out my nose a time or two.

 

That hurts too.

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I may not Be young , Rich, super Handsome, Able to run a 5 miniute Mile ,,,,,,,,,,But ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I do like Bacon !!!

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On 5/18/2021 at 9:40 AM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Since you've moved to California Pat, have you done this or contemplated doing it?

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Heck no! That’s like buying Evian water. Evian spelled backwards is Naive. :D

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24 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Yes, one please. Thank you. 
 

 

When will she get here?

Send her right over just let me call your wife first 

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2 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

Send her right over just let me call your wife first 

Cool! And. Let her know I said “Hamburgers, not cheeseburgers”. Sometimes she forgets. :P

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15 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Maybe her sister??

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I want to see what the other foot looks like. Changing gears in open toe shoes? :wacko:

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It's not the open toes that is so amazing to me. I've seen lots and lots of morons riding in flip-flops. It's the 4-inch heel.

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