Raylan Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 "Local husband Brendan Matthews called the Wife Supremacy Hotline early this morning to submit a complaint about his wife Cindy. Matthews claimed that his wife, who he has suspected of wife supremacy for over a year now, was taking up about three-quarters of the bed, and had been doing so since the couple first laid down at 10 p.m. ............................................................" https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-taking-up-three-quarters-of-bed-in-obvious-case-of-wife-supremacy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Raylan said: "Local husband Brendan Matthews called the Wife Supremacy Hotline early this morning to submit a complaint about his wife Cindy. Matthews claimed that his wife, who he has suspected of wife supremacy for over a year now, was taking up about three-quarters of the bed, and had been doing so since the couple first laid down at 10 p.m. ............................................................" https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-taking-up-three-quarters-of-bed-in-obvious-case-of-wife-supremacy Let her have it and take it out in trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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