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A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."

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Just remember a Man with-out a Wife is incomplete,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Once he's Married He's Finished !!!

 

Jabez Cowboy

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2-step ladder to reach up and back into the closet where the wife want the washed cake Tupperware thingy put.  Weiner roasting sticks were laying on the same shelf.  I asked her when was the last time she used the sticks?  Her answer she thought we'd use them when the Grandkids where here last year.  I didn't ask "why" she had bought them, i asked "when" were they used last.

 

The "Educated" Attorney didn't know how to properly phrase a question!

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13 minutes ago, Matthew Duncan said:

Her answer she thought we'd use them the Grandkids where last year.

 

That tells you when you last used them.

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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

That tells you when you last used them.

 

Well...I was here and I didn't build a camp fire, roast weiners or watch the Gkids doing so.  Turns out the roasting sticks were never used.

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9 hours ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said:

 

Once he's Married He's Finished !!!

 

....just a thought:D

May be an image of text that says 'INSTEAD OF DIVORCE... Certificate of Marriage the This Conifies that and were unitedin marriago on this day. in Ûhy This ceremony was wilnossed and edebrated and HOW ABOUT A MARRIAGE LICENSE YOU HAVE TO RENEW തത S EVERY YEAR'

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21 minutes ago, Dakota Brown said:

 

....just a thought:D

May be an image of text that says 'INSTEAD OF DIVORCE... Certificate of Marriage the This Conifies that and were unitedin marriago on this day. in Ûhy This ceremony was wilnossed and edebrated and HOW ABOUT A MARRIAGE LICENSE YOU HAVE TO RENEW തത S EVERY YEAR'

 

I did that on our 25 year anniversary.  I gave the Pastor that married us some more money and asked for a 25 year renewal !

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2 hours ago, Matthew Duncan said:

 

Well...I was here and I didn't build a camp fire, roast weiners or watch the Gkids doing so.  Turns out the roasting sticks were never used.

It’s been my experience that keeping things like that to yourself results in a more harmonious outcome. :D

Which I am sure you know. ;)

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