Subdeacon Joe Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 I wonder why... A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces." The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays." The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 I really wasn’t aware my brother was trying to divorce his wife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Just remember a Man with-out a Wife is incomplete,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, < < < Once he's Married He's Finished !!! Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 2-step ladder to reach up and back into the closet where the wife want the washed cake Tupperware thingy put. Weiner roasting sticks were laying on the same shelf. I asked her when was the last time she used the sticks? Her answer she thought we'd use them when the Grandkids where here last year. I didn't ask "why" she had bought them, i asked "when" were they used last. The "Educated" Attorney didn't know how to properly phrase a question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 3, 2021 Author Share Posted April 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, Matthew Duncan said: Her answer she thought we'd use them the Grandkids where last year. That tells you when you last used them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: That tells you when you last used them. Well...I was here and I didn't build a camp fire, roast weiners or watch the Gkids doing so. Turns out the roasting sticks were never used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Brown Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 9 hours ago, Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 said: Once he's Married He's Finished !!! ....just a thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 21 minutes ago, Dakota Brown said: ....just a thought I did that on our 25 year anniversary. I gave the Pastor that married us some more money and asked for a 25 year renewal ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Matthew Duncan said: Well...I was here and I didn't build a camp fire, roast weiners or watch the Gkids doing so. Turns out the roasting sticks were never used. It’s been my experience that keeping things like that to yourself results in a more harmonious outcome. Which I am sure you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Yeah, I agree. Sometimes disgression is the better part of valor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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