Perro Del Diablo Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 8 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Yeah, I about kicked the slats out of my cradle the first time I heard those. I didn't know they had cradles back then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 What ya' gunna do for a face when the monkey wants his a** back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said: I didn't know they had cradles back then Actually it was a hollowed out log. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 On 7/13/2021 at 5:40 PM, Chantry said: May the both of you be forced to listen to a non-stop week of the Barney song while having to watch the former first lady from Arkansas dance nude. Well that just ain't right. Nobody should have to watch that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: Well that just ain't right. Nobody should have to watch that! Wouldn't it be against some international law or treaty? It definitely should be classified as cruel and unusual punishment if not outright torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 On 7/14/2021 at 7:51 AM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Actually it was a hollowed out log. What was life like before electricity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Chantry said: What was life like before electricity? Now you're just being mean. You need to ask Utah Bob or Forty Rod questions like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Forty? I’d ask him what they did before wheels were invented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 When Widder shoots his next stage, I'm gonna tell him I ain't seen him run that fast since twinkies went on sale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Tennessee williams said: When Widder shoots his next stage, I'm gonna tell him I ain't seen him run that fast since twinkies went on sale! Obviously, you've never been around when the Bunkhouse Boss hollers for me...... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Here's the insult of the decade: TN Williams hired a new employee, which is a nice, young 22 year old female. She is a very nice and charming young lady. Heck, she don't even have pimples. Anyhow, during the 1st week of work, she was smiling at TN and getting a little friendly with him. Nothing of the 'personal nature', but only a friendly employee nature. Yesterday, TN ask her if she would like a Coke in the break room and she replied... 'SURE'. While they were standing around drinking a Cola and small talking, she ask TN.... "can I ask you a question?" TN sez...... "Sure" Young lady sez..... "are you married?" TN sez...... "yes I am, nearly 21 years now". Anyhow, ole TN was puffing up his chest thinking the young lady had her eye on him. Then it happened..... The young lady sez..... "to bad, I was hoping you would like to meet my grandma". True story. Hey, you can't make this stuff up. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Widder, I don't get insulted by what you say. I'm just glad you're stringing words into sentences now. Besides, I'd hate to have a battle of wits with an unarmed men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 48 minutes ago, Tennessee williams said: Besides, I'd hate to have a battle of wits with an unarmed men. People like that just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Everyone has a 'TOP 5' list in guns. Even YouTube has a 'Top 5' revolver list. TN Williams has a 'Top 5' revolver list of his carry guns. The reason he has a Top 5 is because there's no more room on his body to carry a 6th revolver because his AR takes up too much space. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 On 7/13/2021 at 6:40 PM, Chantry said: May the both of you be forced to listen to a non-stop week of the Barney song while having to watch the former first lady from Arkansas dance nude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I'm sorry CLK, I forgot you were there. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: I'm sorry CLK, I forgot you were there. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? HAIR !?!?!?! What hair?? Have you been drinking Tequila with Tequila again? As for the nose thing, I just couldn't get my mouth open fast enough when that mental picture appeared in what's left of my mind. Anyway. here's something to make YOU hurl! Yep! Our Prime Minister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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