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On 7/13/2021 at 5:40 PM, Chantry said:

 

 

May the both of you be forced to listen to a non-stop week of the Barney song while having to watch the former first lady from Arkansas dance nude.

Well that just ain't right. Nobody should have to watch that!

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2 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

Well that just ain't right. Nobody should have to watch that!

Wouldn't it be against some international law or treaty?

 

It definitely should be classified as cruel and unusual punishment if not outright torture.

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On 7/14/2021 at 7:51 AM, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

Actually it was a hollowed out log.:huh:

What was life like before electricity?

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1 minute ago, Tennessee williams said:

When Widder shoots his next stage, I'm gonna tell him I ain't seen him run that fast since twinkies went on sale!

 

Obviously, you've never been around when the Bunkhouse

Boss hollers for me...... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

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Here's the insult of the decade:

 

TN Williams hired a new employee, which is a nice, young

22 year old female.   She is a very nice and charming young

lady.    Heck, she don't even have pimples.

 

Anyhow, during the 1st week of work, she was smiling at

TN and getting a little friendly with him.   Nothing of the

'personal nature', but only a friendly employee nature.

 

Yesterday, TN ask her if she would like a Coke in the break room

and she replied... 'SURE'.

While they were standing around drinking a Cola and small

talking, she ask TN.... "can I ask you a question?"

 

TN sez...... "Sure"

Young lady sez..... "are you married?"

TN sez......  "yes I am, nearly 21 years now".

 

Anyhow, ole TN was puffing up his chest thinking the young lady

had her eye on him.   Then it happened.....

 

The young lady sez.....  "to bad, I was hoping you would like to meet

my grandma".

 

True story.  Hey, you can't make this stuff up.

 

..........Widder

 

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Everyone has a 'TOP 5' list in guns.

Even YouTube has a 'Top 5' revolver list.

 

TN Williams has a 'Top 5' revolver list of his

carry guns.

The reason he has a Top 5 is because there's no

more room on his body to carry a 6th revolver

because his AR takes up too much space.

:o

 

..........Widder

 

 

 

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On 7/13/2021 at 6:40 PM, Chantry said:

 

 

May the both of you be forced to listen to a non-stop week of the Barney song while having to watch the former first lady from Arkansas dance nude.

 

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4 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

I'm sorry CLK, I forgot you were there. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?:D

 

HAIR !?!?!?!

What hair??

Have you been drinking Tequila with Tequila again?

As for the nose thing, I just couldn't get my mouth open fast enough when that mental picture appeared in what's left of my mind.

Anyway. here's something to make YOU hurl!

Yep! Our Prime Minister.

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