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Subdeacon Joe

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Actually that's not an insult, that's a curse.

 

Like this:

 

May you die and be reincarnated as a chandelier, to hang by day and burn by night.

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3 hours ago, Finagler 6853 Life said:

Sir Winston, you are drunk.  

Madam, you are correct but you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober.  (or something like that)

Along the same lines:

"You're fat!"

"Yes, but you're ugly, and I can always lose weight!"

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Unfortunately, He didn't come back from Nam and is on the wall in DC.

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"Every time you open your mouth, everyone within hearing distance loses IQ points."

 

"I have to spend a year in this god forsaken place, please don't make me spend it listening to your stupidity."

 

(Both heard during deployment)

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13 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

The following is one my father used on my mother who was arguing with my brother.

Mom to Dad: Tell name I have a little brain.

Dad to Brother: Your mother has a little brain.

Even I know that's was a bad idea.:blink:

 

She's already irritated by the argument, a reply so lame that it insults her intelligence, AND then he pulls something like that?

 

How long was he sleeping on the porch for that one?

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"Did your parents have any children that lived?"

 

"Are there any branches in your family tree or is it a straight line"

 

"You're the poster boy for prophylactic"

 

"I noticed the cat keeps trying to bury you in the sandbox"

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1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said:

You're old as Chantry's insults...:ph34r::P

Ouch!

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7 hours ago, Chantry said:

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"

 

"Are there any branches in your family tree or is it a straight line"

 

"You're the poster boy for prophylactic"

 

"I noticed the cat keeps trying to bury you in the sandbox"

 

3 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

You're old as Chantry's insults...:ph34r::P

Yeah, I about kicked the slats out of my cradle the first time I heard those.:blink:

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3 hours ago, Tennessee williams said:

You're old as Chantry's insults...:ph34r::P

 

24 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:

 

Yeah, I about kicked the slats out of my cradle the first time I heard those.:blink:

 

May the both of you be forced to listen to a non-stop week of the Barney song while having to watch the former first lady from Arkansas dance nude.

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That's not an insult, that's a curse. Like this one:

 

May you die and be reincarnated as a chandelier, to hang by day and burn by night.

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My wife gave me a good one once.  I was reading something on a forum (yes, it was the Wire) and getting really aggravated.  She looked over my shoulder and said "you can't win a pissing contest with a prick"

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