Raylan Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 He sits down and asks for a beer and whiskey. A few rounds later he looks around and sees a huge glass jar filled with 100 dollar bills. He says, "Hey bartender, what's with the jar with all the money. "Well" says the bartender, "You bet a 100 dollars and if you can out fight John the bouncer, muzzle Devil my giant pitbull in the back room , and lastly make love to my 80 year old mother upstairs, then you win all the money." "Huh", says the Irishman, "A man would have to be drunk to try that." As he looks at John all of 6 foot 6 and 320 lbs of muscle, and sees the massive dog collar and muzzle behind the bar. Then suddenly he jumps up, smashes a bottle in John's face, kicks him in the balls, and then elbow strikes his neck as he bent in pain. John slumped to the floor unconscious. He then lept over the bar and grabbed the muzzle and ran into the back room with the giant pitbull. For fifteen minutes the sounds of howls, growling, screams of pain, and frightening noises came from the back, then it was quiet and the door opened and the Irishman staggered out bloody and his clothes torn and disheveled but with a triumphant grin on his face. "Okay," he said, "Now where is this mother of yours that I need to muzzle?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNtrapper Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 I just about swallowed my snuff!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 That’s great that you remembered that joke from all the way back in the Wild West days. See, your memory ain’t slippin’ at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 An Irishman walks out of a pub..............hey, it could happen. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room starts spinning. Hey, I'm part Irish...I'm allowed to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into the blood bank to donate blood. The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is. The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.” “That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.” The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick. The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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