Trigger Mike Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Tonight gunsmoke had a fellow selling elixir. One poor victim was over 80 with a weak heart that doc adams told to stay in bed. His son brought the snake oil salesman to his dad. His dad bought some bottles, not knowing they contained opium. He thought he was 40 again and went out to plow his field. His mind said he was 40 again, but his heart knew better. The snake oil salesman was run out of town and accused of murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Under Chairman Mao opium addicts did not age. They were summarily executed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 There are a number of things that will stop old age: smoking, drinking to excess, using narcotics, getting hit by a bus! Any of these can cancel old age, or any age. Some just take longer than others! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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