Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town Saturday night. One o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the house, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked deep into his eyes and said, "If you EVER wear my clothes into town again, you're fired" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 didnt see that coming .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Glad you didn't mention his alias. The Mods would have deleted your story..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 It’s an old one. Old gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted February 25, 2021 Author Share Posted February 25, 2021 8 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Glad you didn't mention his alias. The Mods would have deleted your story..... ..........Widder I edited out any mention of ice cream stains on the skirt to protect the not so innocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 My eldest daughter worked a high school job at Ross doing retail... She had a rough looking cowboy come in, went into the changing room, came in a woman's dress.. asked her if it looked OK on him. She about died laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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