Subdeacon Joe 27,723 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 The ‘Sober Curler’ was long thought to be extinct in Western Canada, Quote The discovery of ‘sober Darrel the Curler’ is being hailed as a miracle across Canada. Darrel Koop has already undergone numerous laboratory tests to determine how all this is possible, but so far the tests remain inconclusive. “We don’t know where he came from, or how he can curl without a Bud Light in his hand,” said Martens, “but we’re just glad we found him. We’re even hoping he’ll mate with another curler and maybe produce some Sober Curler offspring.” A CBC history vignette about Koop is already in production. Amazing! I, for one, am gobsmacked that such a creature exists. 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 26,273 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Holy Cow! I was wondering what kind of a bird was a “sober curler”? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DocWard 5,604 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 18 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Holy Cow! I was wondering what kind of a bird was a “sober curler”? Not to mention who names a bird Darrel 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cypress Sun 3,175 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 11 minutes ago, DocWard said: Not to mention who names a bird Darrel His other brother Darrel 3 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 7,344 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Extinct? Fabled! Never existed! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 3,387 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 ................. from the title I thought you was talking about a "matched" pair of socks in a teenagers bedroom ...... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 3,557 Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 2 hours ago, DocWard said: Not to mention who names a bird Darrel Darrel would do that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 7,763 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 I can see our CBC wasting money on that. They have to use up the 2 Billlion dollars they receive annually from our government. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 1,478 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Darrel's Other Older Brothers "Red" & "Green" named him .... They also drink all the Beer so Darrel stays Sober .... They feed him Almonds that they suck the chocolate off ... Jabez Cowboy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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