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Species Thought Extinct Found!


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The ‘Sober Curler’ was long thought to be extinct in Western Canada,

 

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The discovery of ‘sober Darrel the Curler’ is being hailed as a miracle across Canada. Darrel Koop has already undergone numerous laboratory tests to determine how all this is possible, but so far the tests remain inconclusive.

“We don’t know where he came from, or how he can curl without a Bud Light in his hand,” said Martens, “but we’re just glad we found him. We’re even hoping he’ll mate with another curler and maybe produce some Sober Curler offspring.”

A CBC history vignette about Koop is already in production.

 

Amazing!  I, for one, am gobsmacked that such a creature exists.

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18 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Holy Cow! :lol: I was wondering what kind of a bird was a “sober curler”? :lol:


Not to mention who names a bird Darrel

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I can see our CBC wasting money on that.

They have to use up the 2 Billlion dollars they receive annually from our government.

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Darrel's Other Older Brothers "Red" & "Green" named him ....

They also drink all the Beer so Darrel stays Sober ....

They feed him Almonds that they suck the chocolate off ...;)

 

Jabez Cowboy 

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