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7 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

I'd like to know WHO reached down in his hole and pulled him out..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

@Widder, SASS #59054 did you bribe @TN Williams to do that? How many nanner splits did that take?

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15 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said:

I'd like to know WHO reached down in his hole and pulled him out..... :lol:

 

..........Widder

 

According to Texans I've known anyTexan older that five can do that.  They're tough, you know.  :P

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31 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

According to Texans I've known anyTexan older that five can do that.  They're tough, you know.  :P

 

Here in Tennessee, we'd figure someone had just a little too much 'Splo',  if ya know what I mean.

 

And if they happen to get 'kissed' by ole Mr Rattler, it won't matter cause they already have 

enough anti-venom in their system to negate any poison from the kiss.

 

..........Widder

 

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Well, a rattlesnake can strike at 9.5 feet per second, so tough as I may be, from being from here, I ain't fast enough to escape a strike. 

 

I made a deal with rattlesnakes, (all snakes actually) many years ago. They don't bother me, and I won't kill them. 

 

In case anyone wonders....rattlesnakes, cotton-mouth moccasins, copper-heads, coral snakes, are the main reasons God inspired man to create shotguns!!!

 

I will give the rattlesnakes a couple of things. They eat rats/mice, which I really detest...and....they MAY give you a warning, when you get too close, or before they make up their little socialist minds to strike. They do make good hat-bands, and belts, though. Nope, I never ate one, and don't intend to. To me, it would be like eating a rat, by proxy!!!!  

 

W.K. 

 

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This article appeared in the New Yorker Magazine when I was in graduate school.  Kinda left an impression on me.

 

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newyorker.com/magazine/1961/01/21/a-certain-contribution/amp

 

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