Iditarod Kid 13 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 (edited) "I saw him kill two men with a pencil.....". Although, he might get a stylish upgrade. Edited January 12 by Iditarod Kid 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal TKD, Sass # 36984L 157 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 It is a well known fact the Dixon Ticonderoga is a mighty fine pointy thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Marshal Hangtree 2,127 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 15 minutes ago, Marshal TKD, Sass # 36984L said: It is a well known fact the Dixon Ticonderoga is a mighty fine pointy thing. They'll be outlawed soon. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 22,437 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 I would love to meet someone that could actually do what the fictitious John Wick can do... For that matter I would like to meet the person that can do what any of these fantasy badazzes can do... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chili Ron 938 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Howdy, Purdy sure it was three men in a bar.... Best CR 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Widder, SASS #59054 7,643 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 28 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I would love to meet someone that could actually do what the fictitious John Wick can do... For that matter I would like to meet the person that can do what any of these fantasy badazzes can do... Sorry Pat, but I don't think you really want to meet one of those pros... They walk among us and its best we never have to find out their skills.....especially in person, if you know what I mean... ..........Widder 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raylan 6,317 Posted January 12 Author Share Posted January 12 Amazon selling murder weapons in bulk and marketing them to kids. https://www.amazon.com/Wood-Cased-Pencils-Pre-sharpened-pencils-Madisi/dp/B07NW9N6W5/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=amazon+bulk+pencils&qid=1610468786&sr=8-6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 22,437 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 15 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: Sorry Pat, but I don't think you really want to meet one of those pros... They walk among us and its best we never have to find out their skills.....especially in person, if you know what I mean... ..........Widder I want to meet the guys that can get shot in the shoulder and the next day are climbing the sides of buildings... 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Texas Lizard 1,082 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I want to meet the guys that can get shot in the shoulder and the next day are climbing the sides of buildings... His name is Duncan Macleod.... Texas Lizard 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 15,861 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 2 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I want to meet the guys that can get shot in the shoulder and the next day are climbing the sides of buildings... That’s Hollywood. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 4,253 Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Don't forget falling through a two-story roof onto a hard floor, getting up and dusting yourself off like it's nothing. Not so much as a sprained ankle. Or being shot at by ten bad guys with automatic weapons, yet not a single bullet out of a thousand fired so much as nicks you. Yet they turn the car you're driving into Swiss cheese. It's called plot armor... nothing the bad guys do to the protagonist will kill him because he's essential to the entire movie plot. If James Bond got offed in the first five-minute fight scene it'd be a pretty dull movie afterwards. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joke 'um 1,015 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 8 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I would love to meet someone that could actually do what the fictitious John Wick can do... For that matter I would like to meet the person that can do what any of these fantasy badazzes can do... Most of us like to keep a low profile. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chili Ron 938 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Howdy, I doubt they would let you know what or who they were. Best CR Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tennessee williams 2,376 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 10 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I would love to meet someone that could actually do what the fictitious John Wick can do... For that matter I would like to meet the person that can do what any of these fantasy badazzes can do... Maybe you'll be able to come shoot with us soon. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Buckshot Bob 1,284 Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 10 hours ago, Raylan said: Amazon selling murder weapons in bulk and marketing them to kids. https://www.amazon.com/Wood-Cased-Pencils-Pre-sharpened-pencils-Madisi/dp/B07NW9N6W5/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=amazon+bulk+pencils&qid=1610468786&sr=8-6 Are you practicing running for office 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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