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Dirty Dan Dawkins

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Why don’t we hear more about Bigfoot and alien abductions in the news like we used to? Is this yet one more example of our government and big tech working in cahoots to suppress the truth? Or did the Bigfoot and aliens just get tired of our "stuff" and decided to pack it up and leave?

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One other theory I have is the Bigfoot may be found in one of them vagrant camps in Seattle or Portland where he/she can feel like it’s living a life free from judgement  and full of anonymity.

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no more slow newsdays , i think that will be the norm for a bit , unless of course bigfoot or an alien decides to ask to speak to our leader - watch the chit hit the fan then , 

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The aliens abducted Bigfoot...Bigfeet...

That’s why we don’t hear about them anymore. 

 

What is the plural of Bigfoot? Samsquantches?

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Sadly, now that everyone from age six up has a cell phone with a pretty decent quality camera, there just ain't no excuses no mo'.

 

UFO's have become kinda scarce, too...  bug.gif

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1 hour ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said:

 Or did the Bigfoot and aliens just get tired of our shit and decided to pack it up

and leave?

If they had left...There were some things or people I would have been happy for them to have taken...Kinda like study abroad...No deposit no return...Just a thought...

 

Texas Lizard

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Bigfoot never existed, it was just a couple guys dressed up and as far as the UFO's, they were here and took one look at what was going on and said, "See ya, we'll check back in a thousand years or so, if you're even here then" :ph34r:

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3 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

Bigfoot never existed, it was just a couple guys dressed up and as far as the UFO's, they were here and took one look at what was going on and said, "See ya, we'll check back in a thousand years or so, if you're even here then" :ph34r:

of course Big Foot exists.  How else can you explain Refrigerator Perry, Shaq, Andre the Giant, and Janet Reno......along with many others?  They just went mainstream and adapted to a smaller world.

 

As for aliens from outer space, we they do exist and are hiding in plain sight amongst everyone else.

 

Can you prove me wrong? :P

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There is some kind of unexplainable interference that prevents cameras from working in the presence of Bigfoot. Bigfoot is real, but I doubt anyone will ever get a valid picture/video.

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17 hours ago, Dirty Dan Dawkins said:

Why don’t we hear more about Bigfoot and alien abductions in the news like we used to? Is this yet one more example of our government and big tech working in cahoots to suppress the truth? Or did the Bigfoot and aliens just get tired of our shit and decided to pack it up

and leave?

All of the 'Foots  encounters and alien abductions happen because the Earth is one big wildlife preserve for a galactically endangered species- the mosquito.  Them UFO sightings?  Figger they are drive-thru sightseeing tours like the ones folks do at the exotic animal parks.  The abductions and encounters are with the ones that are dumb enough to stop and get out of their saucers instead of staying in their vehicles with all of their appendages inside.

 

You know all the half-wits* that go to Yaller Stone and put buffalo calves in their cars because they look cold, want to play with the cute grizzly bear cubs or wanna take a selfie leaned up against a sleeping bison?  

 

Well, half-wit'ery* ain't species-centric.  Aliens have them, too.  They are the alien version of those folk.

 

And before somebody that ain't one makes the suggestion, these ain't the alien version of rednecks. 

 

Rednecks know better than trying to get out of the car to shoo a moose out of the road because it's in their way, trying to pet polar bears or move buffalo calves around so they can get a better picture.  (All of which have been done and reported by the media in recent years.)  These are their version of the city folk that think their carefully laid out parks are representative of real woods or wilderness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Used in deference to the forum being a family forum.  Apologies to any half-wits that come upon this and feel insulted.

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22 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

All of the 'Foots  encounters and alien abductions happen because the Earth is one big wildlife preserve for a galactically endangered species- the mosquito.  Them UFO sightings?  Figger they are drive-thru sightseeing tours like the ones folks do at the exotic animal parks.  The abductions and encounters are with the ones that are dumb enough to stop and get out of their saucers instead of staying in their vehicles with all of their appendages inside.

 

You know all the half-wits* that go to Yaller Stone and put buffalo calves in their cars because they look cold, want to play with the cute grizzly bear cubs or wanna take a selfie leaned up against a sleeping bison?  

 

Well, half-wit'ery* ain't species-centric.  Aliens have them, too.  They are the alien version of those folk.

 

And before somebody that ain't one makes the suggestion, these ain't the alien version of rednecks. 

 

Rednecks know better than trying to get out of the car to shoo a moose out of the road because it's in their way, trying to pet polar bears or move buffalo calves around so they can get a better picture.  (All of which have been done and reported by the media in recent years.)  These are their version of the city folk that think their carefully laid out parks are representative of real woods or wilderness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Used in deference to the forum being a family forum.  Apologies to any half-wits that come upon this and feel insulted.

Spend a summer working in Yellowstone like I did in 1961.  (I was a pearl diver, aka dish washer.) You'll have a lot of "too stupid to be alive" stories.  "Emma, take Tim and go stand by the bear.  Don't be afraid, they're tame."  This one didn't end badly because several people stopped it from happening....and the grizzly wandered away laughing his butt off.

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44 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

They're biodegradable and dissolve in the rain.. :rolleyes:

This explains a lot. Art Bell had a guy on from Texas that stated him and some buddies killed two one night and buried the bodies. He gave Art a detailed map to the site. I never heard of a recovery. 

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The big shots, in the media, make the decisions on what programs/subjects to put on the air. Right now the focus seems to be on politics, covid-19, B.L.M., weeding out any references to the war between the states, racism, real or imagined, and the race to see what liberal/socialist can give the most stuff away, for "free", and to protest anything that seems to be a traditional thought...in order to placate the leftist/ignorant/uneducated masses, and pander

to the radical extremes that may promise them a vote.

 

We have to suspect that some sort of animal is out there, because of all the sightings, in history, and also in modern times. 

We have tracked unidentified flying objects, on radar, and seen them defy the laws of physics, to make a 90 degree turn at hyper speed. We also see that history of unexplained things in the sky, revealed in words and paintings, that our ancestors also noticed. 

So, the quest to find out, and hopefully, understand these things, will continue as long as this age stands...whether the news media moguls approve or not.

 

Bottom line, the people are being played, by the media, and we should never underestimate the power of the media to try and shape us, and influence us.

When a subject, presented on the airwaves, gets stale, at some point-in-time, the media will switch to the newest, latest, more bizarre subject, to try and make us react, and get us all bent out of shape about. It all comes back to money, and thus power. Back in the old days, it was done to "sell more newspapers".

 

Big=Foot, and the U.F.O.'s, will return to the media, eventually. What goes around, comes around. When the interest wains, in what is going on now, they will scramble to put on the tried and true things that tweak our imagination...things that are, as yet, seemingly unsolved.

 

 

  

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32 minutes ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said:

The big shots, in the media, make the decisions on what programs/subjects to put on the air.

Back in the day (before the Internet), the NY Times would send a fax to all other newspapers (the other newspapers signed up for the faxes) with the headlines for the front page.

 

Unless there was some local story of greater importance, those were the headlines on every paper in the nation the next morning.

 

The media being in lock-step is not new; some aspects may be new, the mechanism of it happening may be new, but everyone seeing the same thing every morning is not new.

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On 1/9/2021 at 6:52 AM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

of course Big Foot exists.  How else can you explain Refrigerator Perry, Shaq, Andre the Giant, and Janet Reno......along with many others?  They just went mainstream and adapted to a smaller world.

 

As for aliens from outer space, we they do exist and are hiding in plain sight amongst everyone else.

 

Can you prove me wrong? :P

Forty Rod nailed it!   :)

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On 1/8/2021 at 9:33 PM, Dirty Dan Dawkins said:

Why don’t we hear more about Bigfoot and alien abductions in the news like we used to? Is this yet one more example of our government and big tech working in cahoots to suppress the truth? Or did the Bigfoot and aliens just get tired of our "stuff" and decided to pack it up and leave?

Not yeti! I understood that one was seen hanging out at the 7-11... with Elvis! :ph34r::o:rolleyes:

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5 hours ago, Trailrider #896 said:

Not yeti! I understood that one was seen hanging out at the 7-11... with Elvis! :ph34r::o:rolleyes:

Elvis is at a 7-11 on 4th street at the I-10 on ramp in Ontario, California.  Been there for years and before I quit smoking I bought a lot of cigarets from him.  If it wasn't too busy we'd sit around with Judge Crater, Jimmy Hoffa, and Amelia Earhart and have a good laugh about the daily news.  Now and then BillyBonny would stop by, but nobody liked him much.  Cocky little turd.

 

BTW, Elvis is a Japanese guy now

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