Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 And how many tax dollars, government scientists, and federal statisticians did it take to do that research? Because you know private investors probably just aren't interested Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Watch out where penguins go and don't you eat that yellow snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine. It’s just a stat somebody made up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 And they blame the ice melting on global warming......what a bunch of penguin piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: It’s just a stat somebody made up ...... 97.8% of all statistics are pure speculation and/or fictional invention ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 90% of a project is done in half the time. The next 5% takes just as long. The last 5% never gets done, it just gets accepted as-is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 I was going to post the funniest statistics meme ever created, but you have probably already seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... 97.8% of all statistics are pure speculation and/or fictional invention ...... And I am 100% certain that someone told me (or maybe I read it on the internet) that over 95% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life said: And I am 100% certain that someone told me (or maybe I read it on the internet) that over 95% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Regards Gateway Kid ..... is that speculation ? ............ or fictional invention ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I think I just wasted 100% of 5 minutes reading these worthless statistics on percentages, which are probably 100% in error. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Nearly 100% of penguin urine is sourced from penguins...........wait, what??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Penguin do not urinate. They are birds. They excrete liquids and solids together, just like other birds. Here’s another statistic. 97% of all Internet purveyors of purposely created false information are @$$holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 29 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... is that speculation ? ............ or fictional invention ??? Verified by “google fu” using my admittedly weak (less than 80%) internet skills. Everybody knows that the internet is 100% (or more) accurate with the only errors (85%) being due to mistakes made by the user (over 60%) rather than the source (<=1%). Meaning ultimately functional invention accounts for 65% of statistics with speculation accounting for the remaining 35%, possibly the other way around. I can state with +\- 77% certainty that the forgoing statistics are solid and definitely repeatable using any form of government analysis you choose. regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 11 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Penguin do not urinate. They are birds. They excrete liquids and solids together, just like other birds. Here’s another statistic. 97% of all Internet purveyors of purposely created false information are @$$holes. So 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is Penguin poop? Wonder what is in Arctic ice? Does a polar bear ........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Does a polar bear ........? ..................................................... probably ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 15 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: So 3% of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is Penguin poop? Wonder what is in Arctic ice? Does a polar bear ........? NO First you must form a study group to determine the amount of moisture in Penguin poop, only then can you estimate the percentage of urine in the moisture and then you can establish how much of the ice is in fact urine. Then you may form another group to determine what group of humans care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..................................................... probably ............. I cannot believe how uneducated you people are, Polar bears do it in the ocean not on the ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Noz said: I cannot believe how uneducated you people are, Polar bears do it in the ocean not on the ice. That would mean that Arctic ice is actually made from “extremely diluted “ polar bear pee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 26 minutes ago, Noz said: I cannot believe how uneducated you people are, Polar bears do it in the ocean not on the ice. Uh Uh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 How to catch a polar bear. Chop a hole in the ice. Open a can of English peas and sprinkle them around the hole. When the polar bear stops to take a pee kick him in the ice-hole. The point of this old story is to show that the polar bear pees in the hole in the ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 It’s all grizzly to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Uhhh Guys, Penguins live in Antarctica. Polar Bears live in the Arctic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Uhhh Guys, Penguins live in Antarctica. Polar Bears live in the Arctic. See Injun Ryder’s post, (13th) above!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 So we blame polar bears for the iceberg that sank the Titanic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 On 1/3/2021 at 5:15 PM, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Nearly three percent of the ice in Antarctic glaciers is penguin urine. Wonder how Greenpeace would tackle this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Well PETA, would probable try to put diapers on all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 On 1/3/2021 at 6:32 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... 97.8% of all statistics are pure speculation and/or fictional invention ...... Including that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 On 1/3/2021 at 7:43 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Penguin do not urinate. They are birds. They excrete liquids and solids together, just like other birds. Here’s another statistic. 97% of all Internet purveyors of purposely created false information are @$$holes. I take offense at that. Why? Are you an Internet purveyor of purposely created false information? No, I'm an a$$hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 23 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Uh Uh! That makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: I take offense at that. Why? Are you an Internet purveyor of purposely created false information? No, I'm an a$$hole. Why? Did you originate the penguin pee ice myth? I don’t think so considering there dozens of websites that talk about it. I wasn’t talking about you in the first place. Lighten up, Francis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 On 1/4/2021 at 1:44 PM, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Uh Uh! 1 hour ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: That makes me laugh. ....... that's part of an advertising campaign for "Bundaberg Rum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 9 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ....... that's part of an advertising campaign for "Bundaberg Rum" I thought it was an ad for Bear Whiz Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Bear Whiz would be an apt description for most beers on the market ..............just MHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 6 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: I thought it was an ad for Bear Whiz Beer. Again, the internet provides answers to questions unasked. How does Ain't Dunnit hold his pistol belt up. He be part grizzly bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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