Whiskey Business Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 Then there had better be a pizza or Amazon box involved. Not some political hack. The calls to my mobile, texts and land line, not to mention the profuse amounts of junk mail, are boorish and tiring. And now they are coming to my door? Hey, covid you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 sign to put on your door .... .... "WE SHOOT 1 OUT OF EVERY 3 UNSOLICITED VISITORS #2 JUST LEFT" ............ you are most welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 30, 2020 Author Share Posted December 30, 2020 I was considering putting up a different sign, yet I like yours much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Do you have a squirt gun? I use mine at my front door to keep flies out. Those pesky insects that follow BS around. The squirt runs off the BS carrier which in turn runs off the flies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 31, 2020 Author Share Posted December 31, 2020 No, need to order one from Amazon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 They just keep getting bolder, don't they. You do what you need to, Ma'am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 31, 2020 Author Share Posted December 31, 2020 Let the chi out to bite their ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Not long ago I was out in the shop and had to “water the grass” you might say and as I was watering I heard a car door slam behind me. I zipped up real quick and turned around and two young Jehovahs Witnesses were standing in front of the first car with big smiles on their faces. I’m pretty sure they saw what I was doing as did the two other people in the first car and the four others in the second car. They didn’t stay long and haven’t been back since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc X Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 We used to get Jehovahs Witnesses at our old house all the time until I let "Baroness" answer the door with me one time. I guess 85 pounds of Doberman barking with her jaws snapping at crotch level and only a screen door in between got my message across. Never saw a couple folks move as fast before and no longer got any visitors from that group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 31, 2020 Author Share Posted December 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, Doc X said: We used to get Jehovahs Witnesses at our old house all the time until I let "Baroness" answer the door with me one time. I guess 85 pounds of Doberman barking with her jaws snapping at crotch level and only a screen door in between got my message across. Never saw a couple folks move as fast before and no longer got any visitors from that group. Yep. Shout it from the mountains, just not on my property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 3 minutes ago, Whiskey Business said: Yep. Shout it from the mountains, just not on my property. Speaking of mountains and North Georgia... I've a friend that lives near Blairsville, you close to there at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 31, 2020 Author Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: Speaking of mountains and North Georgia... I've a friend that lives near Blairsville, you close to there at all? Fairly close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Yul Lose said: Not long ago I was out in the shop and had to “water the grass” you might say and as I was watering I heard a car door slam behind me. I zipped up real quick and turned around and two young Jehovahs Witnesses were standing in front of the first car with big smiles on their faces. I’m pretty sure they saw what I was doing as did the two other people in the first car and the four others in the second car. They didn’t stay long and haven’t been back since. You pissed them off I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Whiskey Business said: Fairly close. Neat. I'm trying to talk her and her husband into visiting a CAS match. She's my banjo teacher; they're both Air Force vets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 I don't mind JW, I just don't like it when they think they have a right to come onto my property late in the evening or when they neglect to hear me tell them that I don't have time to talk. I'm Southern Baptist, and what they really don't like is when I have time to talk..... which usually upsets them. P.S. - I know and have worked with JW and they are very nice, respectable folks. I wish I could say that about most Southern Baptist..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 31, 2020 Author Share Posted December 31, 2020 If I ever feel the need to discuss Catholicism with them, their heads would explode. Never felt the need to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Jittery Jim and Deja gave me a door mat that says "Come Back With A Warrant". My friends will laugh, but I'm betting no one else will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyoma Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Georgia has become the political center of the universe. We finally unplugged the landline. One recorded political call after another from 6am to 11pm. As soon as you hang it up it rings again. EVERY tv commercial is political one. Can't watch it anymore. I read where the two political parties will spend over a billion dollars for advertising in the GA runoff election. It's a disgrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 I've got a NO SOLICITING sign on my door. There's a no soliciting ordinance in my town and it seems to work. If I ever do answer my door I point to the sign and I always have a pistol in my pocket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 I've had more than a few encounters with Jehovah's Witnesses as an adult homeowner. Over the past ten years or so, when they ask "Are you familiar..." My response is to always look them in the eyes with a serious, unphased look on my face and respond, "I grew up in a home with a father who is a Jehovah's Witness, most of his family are Witnesses. I'm now a Buddhist. What's your next question." I have yet to get anything other than a "Have a nice day," except for one gentleman who nodded and said "We all must find our own way." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 31, 2020 Author Share Posted December 31, 2020 12 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said: Neat. I'm trying to talk her and her husband into visiting a CAS match. She's my banjo teacher; they're both Air Force vets. Cherokee Gun Club in Gainsville is probably closest to them. Love the CAS range. Riverbend in Dawsonville is my favorite for CAS shooting. That is where I started off. Both are beautiful forrested ranges with creeks and the people can not be beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Whiskey Business said: Cherokee Gun Club in Gainsville is probably closest to them. Love the CAS range. Riverbend in Dawsonville is my favorite for CAS shooting. That is where I started off. Both are beautiful forrested ranges with creeks and the people can not be beat. They're actually 30 minutes North of Blairsville right on the N Carolina border(barely in Georgia). We think Ocoee may be just as close Cherokee. I'm gonna try to go down in the Spring and visit and maybe take to a match; fun stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 When the JWs stop by, I always tell them my aunt was one; (she was). I mention the magazine Awake, we chat for a minute or two, they smile and then they leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 31, 2020 Author Share Posted December 31, 2020 Hey, Utah Bob, that about covers it. Had a so called representative from an electric provider that doesn't service my area come into my yard. He was headed to the meter, said I was behind on my bill and my power was about to cut off. I had just paid my bill on time to my legitimate provider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 I think I need this... Found on EBay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Tex Jones, SASS 2263 said: When the JWs stop by, I always tell them my aunt was one; (she was). I mention the magazine Awake, we chat for a minute or two, they smile and then they leave. Between Awake and Watchtower I was never without reading material to move out of the way to find my Hot Rod and Guns and Ammo magazines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Whiskey Business said: Hey, Utah Bob, that about covers it. Had a so called representative from an electric provider that doesn't service my area come into my yard. He was headed to the meter, said I was behind on my bill and my power was about to cut off. I had just paid my bill on time to my legitimate provider. Good way for a fella to get himself shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 People who want to tell you about their religion rarely want to hear about yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: People who want to tell you about their religion rarely want to hear about yours. Many years ago, I was over at a friends house when a couple JWs showed up. My friend is Jewish. Stating this since I knew it, the JWs did not know this... Despite the brass scroll posted on the door jamb. He let them start the discussion, then said "I'm Jewish and you killed Jesus." I'm not sure I can remember them actually saying anything before they left. I do remember they left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, John Kloehr said: "I'm Jewish and you killed Jesus That kinda makes no sense. Now if he had said, "I'm Jewish and we killed Jesus". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Alpo said: That kinda makes no sense. Now if he had said, "I'm Jewish and we killed Jesus". Well, sure, but they did leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: People who want to tell you about their religion rarely want to hear about yours. Funny how that works, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: People who want to tell you about their religion rarely want to hear about yours. 19 minutes ago, DocWard said: Funny how that works, isn't it? ................... you guys talkin' politics again ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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