Subdeacon Joe Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 https://babylonbee.com/news/to-celebrate-move-to-texas-tesla-introduces-battery-powered-ar-15 "Um... h-howdy, I think," said Elon, expertly taking on the local dialect. "Y'all want a Tesla AR-15? You got it, partner!" The new firearm will look similar to a standard AR-15 but will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. It will also feature a fingerprint sensor, Bluetooth capability, heat-seeking ammunition, and a chainsaw bayonet, to name a few. "We really wanted to re-think self-defense," said Musk. "This new firearm will be the go-to rifle for our SpaceX volunteers when they encounter hostile aliens. It's also a celebration of the Second Amendment. If any federal authorities try to confiscate it, the rifle will automatically connect to the internet and file a lawsuit for you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 12 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: will in fact be a battery-powered railgun capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. Gee, it'll be almost as fast as Jerry Miculek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Dan Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 H3ll ya ain't even gotta be there, it'll shoot the bad guy for ya and send a 911 call for the cleanup crew. Now they can blame the gun LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 I live just north of Fremont Tesla plant I drive past it going to the range they have outside lots with at least 500 plus cars ready to ship Musk was pushing hard to get his plant back opened after the spring shut down so he moving to Texas I wonder if Know POT is illegal there ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Spoof News, but how cool would that be if it was true? Some politicians would wet themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 I may just have to move to Texas to counter at least one whack-job voter that follows Tesla there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raylan Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 I want one........ or two.............. or three.................................. Just think no more primer and powder and brass shortage issues. If only it were true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 4 hours ago, Sixgun Seamus said: Gee, it'll be almost as fast as Jerry Miculek. .................................. tain't possible .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Those "three-million rounds a minute" could be photons! Maybe Elon is on to something...like a contract for a directed-energy weapon! Those are already being developed by USAF, et al! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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