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Why is Santa Claus always jolly?


Forty  Rod SASS 3935

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7 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.  :D Ho ho ho ho ho.

But he only gets to make the rounds once a year.

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And here I was going to guess it might have to do with what he's dottled in that meerschaum of his ...

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Plus he only works one day a year, he’s got all them elves making the stuff and Mrs. Claus opens all the mail and makes his list for him! 

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On 11/27/2020 at 8:51 AM, Michigan Slim said:

But he only gets to make the rounds once a year.

 

At his age, that's about it anyway:blink:.

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On 11/27/2020 at 7:51 AM, Michigan Slim said:

But he only gets to make the rounds once a year.

Wrong! He only  visits those on the  good  list  once  a year . 

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13 minutes ago, Cowboy Small said:

Wrong! He only  visits those on the  good  list  once  a year . 

I'm thinking your right. Visits the others to try to set them straight. Lol

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Think of all the money he makes from those retailers. He advertises everything and anything. Hate to work a contract with that guy.

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On 11/27/2020 at 11:06 AM, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:

And here I was going to guess it might have to do with what he's dottled in that meerschaum of his ...

Well, you have to remember, Cannabis is legal in Canada!

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10 hours ago, watab kid said:

what about that lump of coal he left me back in 57 ? 

In '57 we were robbing the slate dumps to get coal.

I ain't saying we were poor, but the church mice took up a collection to send us a Christmas basket.

 

Duffield

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49 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

In '57 we would have been grateful for coal.  We was po'.

 

And How Poor Was You Forty?

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