Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Ho ho ho ho ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Ho ho ho ho ho. But he only gets to make the rounds once a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 26 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said: But he only gets to make the rounds once a year. Well, that’s what they say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Michigan Slim said: But he only gets to make the rounds once a year. I don't know about that. He has enough names that he can have a good time just cruising the list every day (or night.....or both). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 And here I was going to guess it might have to do with what he's dottled in that meerschaum of his ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Plus he only works one day a year, he’s got all them elves making the stuff and Mrs. Claus opens all the mail and makes his list for him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 22 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Plus he only works one day a year, he’s got all them elves making the stuff and Mrs. Claus opens all the mail and makes his list for him! It’s a great gig if you can get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Ask "tim the toolman" Taylor or Mel Gibson; they both try'd that gig ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Haven’t seen the Mel Gibson version yet. Is that gonna be shown soon? Looks dark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 No doctor telling to cut the weight. Only works one night per year. Wears boots and a 19th century hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Tom Bullweed said: No doctor telling to cut the weight. Only works one night per year. Wears boots and a 19th century hat. And what is wrong with boots???? Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolan Kraps, SASS # 24084 Life Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 @Forty Rod SASS 3935, Here is why Santa is "so Jolly". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 On 11/27/2020 at 8:51 AM, Michigan Slim said: But he only gets to make the rounds once a year. At his age, that's about it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 ever seen an angry fatman in that getup ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Small Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 On 11/27/2020 at 7:51 AM, Michigan Slim said: But he only gets to make the rounds once a year. Wrong! He only visits those on the good list once a year . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 13 minutes ago, Cowboy Small said: Wrong! He only visits those on the good list once a year . I'm thinking your right. Visits the others to try to set them straight. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 what about that lump of coal he left me back in 57 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amigo Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Bad Santa film...just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Think of all the money he makes from those retailers. He advertises everything and anything. Hate to work a contract with that guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 On 11/27/2020 at 11:06 AM, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: And here I was going to guess it might have to do with what he's dottled in that meerschaum of his ... Well, you have to remember, Cannabis is legal in Canada! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 9 hours ago, watab kid said: what about that lump of coal he left me back in 57 ? In '57 we would have been grateful for coal. We was po'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffield, SASS #23454 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 10 hours ago, watab kid said: what about that lump of coal he left me back in 57 ? In '57 we were robbing the slate dumps to get coal. I ain't saying we were poor, but the church mice took up a collection to send us a Christmas basket. Duffield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 49 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: In '57 we would have been grateful for coal. We was po'. And How Poor Was You Forty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: And How Poor Was You Forty? 4T was so poor growing up if he wasn’t a boy, he'd have had nothing to play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 2, 2020 Author Share Posted December 2, 2020 We were so poor my parents couldn't afford kids, so the neighbors had us. I wore hand-me-downs until the sixth grade when I got tired of the other kids making fun of me for wearing my sister's dress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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