Utah Bob #35998 15,296 Posted November 17, 2020 Do I wear a mask when I go into town? Why yes I do. And do I use it even in the car? Yes. I fine it provides a handy snack holder and makes the mask smell like Crackerjacks, M&Ms, or Candy Corn. I'm wondering how a few drops of bourbon would work? 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 11,888 Posted November 17, 2020 Better ask the local constabulary before you try the bourbon. 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 2,573 Posted November 17, 2020 That’s not a mask, it’s a feed bag. 1 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 20,684 Posted November 17, 2020 “But officer, I swear it’s just for air freshener....” 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warden Callaway 4,454 Posted November 17, 2020 The best use I've witnessed was a guy came out of Wally-World with a box of fried chicken that he proceeded to eat. At several points in the feed fest, he took his mask and wiped his face and hands. . 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Mike 993 Posted November 17, 2020 Now that the Pennsylvania governor mandates you have to wear a mask in your home if some one who doesn't live there comes inside, I wonder if a turkey drumstick will fit under a mask. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Bill Burt 2,989 Posted November 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Trigger Mike said: Now that the Pennsylvania governor mandates you have to wear a mask in your home if some one who doesn't live there comes inside, I wonder if a turkey drumstick will fit under a mask. I wonder who would be stupid enough to try to come in my house and determine what I'm doing in there. LOL, at some point you have to ask yourself, who do these people think they are and what relationship do they imagine they have with citizens? 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Mike 993 Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Captain Bill Burt said: I wonder who would be stupid enough to try to come in my house and determine what I'm doing in there. LOL, at some point you have to ask yourself, who do these people think they are and what relationship do they imagine they have with citizens? I don't think even king George had that kind of guts or arrogance. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smoken D 1,784 Posted November 18, 2020 Create a problem, someone will figure it out https://www.fox6now.com/news/woman-crochets-beer-friendly-face-mask-for-easy-access-to-alcoholic-drinks 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 15,296 Posted November 18, 2020 17 minutes ago, Trigger Mike said: I don't think even king George had that kind of guts or arrogance. Oh yeah he did. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Man Graybeard 305 Posted November 18, 2020 Tell them that the mask soaked in bourbon is to further purify the air coming through the mask... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fence Cutter 655 Posted November 18, 2020 (edited) 16 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: I fine it provides a handy snack holder ....... Sounds like the second T.P shortage is starting, you might need to start using those face masks as ass wipe..... Edited November 18, 2020 by Fence Cutter 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sedalia Dave 11,888 Posted November 18, 2020 56 minutes ago, Trigger Mike said: Now that the Pennsylvania governor mandates you have to wear a mask in your home if some one who doesn't live there comes inside, I wonder if a turkey drumstick will fit under a mask. 50 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said: I wonder who would be stupid enough to try to come in my house and determine what I'm doing in there. LOL, at some point you have to ask yourself, who do these people think they are and what relationship do they imagine they have with citizens? 48 minutes ago, Trigger Mike said: I don't think even king George had that kind of guts or arrogance. They are in New York New York town police accused of INVADING private home in crackdown on Jewish gathering after video of angry shouting match emerges Its OK for riot and ignore all the rules if you are against Trump but if your Jewish and especially Orthodox Jewish then New York has painted a target on your back. ‘Scapegoating Jews’: Outrage after de Blasio faults ‘Jewish community’ for crowded Brooklyn funeral 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utah Bob #35998 15,296 Posted November 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Old Man Graybeard said: Tell them that the mask soaked in bourbon is to further purify the air coming through the mask... Soaked? That would be a helluva waste of good bourbon. I was only talking a few drops. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hashknife Cowboy 451 Posted November 18, 2020 I had peanut M&M's in mine recently......too funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 774 Posted November 18, 2020 With inspection of businesses starting, we were told to at least have a mask on our person while at work even if we're alone and outside. I've got three or four in the car anyway for trips to the store for grocery's or work supplies and now one tucked into the inner pocket of my chore coat with my phone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramblin Gambler 1,315 Posted November 19, 2020 On 11/17/2020 at 6:24 PM, Old Man Graybeard said: Tell them that the mask soaked in bourbon is to further purify the air coming through the mask... I was thinking it would serve to disinfect the mask. My company gave us disinfectant that smells like vodka and tequila. I traded my vodka for someone else's tequila. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
