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And you had decided it would be better if you left the country for a while, where would you go?

 

People always seem to be wanting to go to Mexico, in TV or movies. My espanol is not so bueno. I believe that I would want to go somewhere where they spoke something resembling English. England or Canada maybe. B)

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Scotland...& check out my ancestory & viking background while I was there  !

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Colorado is considered Wyoming's Mexico. I'm not going there, too blue. Northern Idaho, sneak across into Alberta. They speak english, just have to pick up a few words, ehh. 

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Costa Rica

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5 hours ago, Painted Mohawk SASS 77785 said:

Scotland...& check out my ancestory & viking background while I was there  !

Do you have some Cherokee?  Many of the Cherokee have Scottish names.  Cool story!

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I'd lean toward staying mobile  and "off the grid".  A 40' catamaran would be about right.  Island hop through the Caribbean, then push offshore and start sailing East, in an irregular pattern. 

 

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I figure if go to California and claim to be illegal errr undocumented citizen you would be set for life.

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Probably just fade back into the woods...like Eric Rudolph did.  He survived for five years off the grid in the woods.

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8 minutes ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

Probably just fade back into the woods...like Eric Rudolph did.  He survived for five years off the grid in the woods.

^ That would be my choice as well.  We sorta speak English down here.

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No comment....

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2 hours ago, LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L said:

Probably just fade back into the woods...like Eric Rudolph did.  He survived for five years off the grid in the woods.

I am sort of embarrassed to admit that my first thought when I read that was “you left out ‘Robert’”

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5 hours ago, Noz said:

Do you have some Cherokee?  Many of the Cherokee have Scottish names.  Cool story!

And some Cherokee took English names.  My great great grandmother Hudson (maiden name) was Cherokee.  That's my great grandmother on the far, upper right.

Trimble family.jpg

 

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Ibiza

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11 hours ago, Alpo said:

And you had decided it would be better if you left the country for a while, where would you go?

 

People always seem to be wanting to go to Mexico, in TV or movies. My espanol is not so bueno. I believe that I would want to go somewhere where they spoke something resembling English. England or Canada maybe. B)

I believe the correct Spanish is "no Bueno" as I have used it a lot. ;>) (joke)
 

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No bueno is no good, which to me means, pretty much, non-existent.

 

I was attempting to make the point that my Spanish could be better, therefore it is not so bueno.

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4 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said:

I figure if go to California and claim to be illegal errr undocumented citizen you would be set for life.

Come on over ..it works great for me 

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I could find safe haven in Brazil. Would consider Peru.

 

Heck if you could get across the border, Canada’s north woods. 
 

There’s always the option of becoming an urban outdoorsman in a western liberal  city
 

 

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7 hours ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said:

I'd lean toward staying mobile  and "off the grid".  A 40' catamaran would be about right.  Island hop through the Caribbean, then push offshore and start sailing East, in an irregular pattern. 

 

LL

Why a catamaran instead of a sloop?  Having never sailed a large cat, I'm not sure I'd trust it if the sea picked up.

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14 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

The USA...

 

 

Provided California doesn’t put up a border fence. 

:P

 

8 hours ago, Kid Rich said:

There should be a fence between PRK and the USA, but it would be put up by the USA.

kR

 

Better hurry Pat. I hear the PRoK is planning to put up a fence to keep anybody with money from leaving the state.

 

Remember Democratic Socialism doesn't work unless you have someone else's money to pay for it.

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D.C.
Blend in with all the other criminals.

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4 hours ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

Why a catamaran instead of a sloop?  Having never sailed a large cat, I'm not sure I'd trust it if the sea picked up.

 

I think I'd kinda prefer a sturdy monohull... something not necessarily swift, but stout.  ;)

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Scotland. Back to the past

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Actually, I made a pact with myself to never get myself into a position where I could go to prison.
Well, so far I haven’t been caught doing anything that could land me there but bank robbery is always available if my retirement ever disappears. 
If I am good at it and lucky I might make enough to live a while. 
If I am not so good at it or get unlucky then I will have a roof over my head and three meals a day and a definite time frame to work with to plan my next escapade when I get out...if I get out. :lol:

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1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

Actually, I made a pact with myself to never get myself into a position where I could go to prison.
Well, so far I haven’t been caught doing anything that could land me there but bank robbery is always available if my retirement ever disappears. 
If I am good at it and lucky I might make enough to live a while. 
If I am not so good at it or get unlucky then I will have a roof over my head and three meals a day and a definite time frame to work with to plan my next escapade when I get out...if I get out. :lol:

And your sex life may take a dramatic upswing!

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6 hours ago, bgavin said:

D.C.
Blend in with all the other criminals.

Wouldn’t you need to be elected

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I could just lie... that is acceptable in D.C.

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