Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Discovered a hole in the poop bag. The day will will get better from here. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 That's why I started also carrying a paper towel. Did you discover the hole when after you had it picked up and were starting to walk away it fell through the hole (yuch), or did you discover the hole when you went down to pick it up and it came in through the hole all over your hand (double yuch)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted November 12, 2020 Author Share Posted November 12, 2020 The Double yuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 On cold days those bags of poop could be used as hand warmers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 I think about the guy who empties the poop cans at the dog park He is a well paid city worker but what did he do to who to get that crappy job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dirty Dog Doug said: I think about the guy who empties the poop cans at the dog park He is a well paid city worker but what did he do to who to get that crappy job Crumby job + there's 4 of your coworkers watching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Trade ya! Last night I took Custer for his last walk about 9pm. He bolted after something right as I was adjusting my grip and got away. I grabbed my flashlight (we live in the country) and saw what he was going after about 15 feet away -- A SKUNK!!! I took off to get him, the skunk sprayed but fortunately did not hit either of us but we both got some residue from the ground and air. When we got home, Custer got a bath. I had to wash my clothes. His leash and collar are soaking in vinegar and water now. My boots are in vinegar and water to get the smell off of the soles and the garage is open to air out. Re: Poop bags. I try to carry three with me at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 I wake up one morning about 3:00, and idiot child says "boy I'm glad you're up. I gots to pee." So we go out. We have taken many of these "way too damn early" morning walks, and all she ever does is pee. So I don't carry a bag. We go out, and she pees, and then we're going back, and she pulls me up into another yard then squats down. Nawww, that's the wrong kind of squat. I take her home and put her in the house and get a flashlight and a bag and go back. But I could not recall just exactly where she had been in relation to the 80-ft width of front yard, so I am standing there at the edge of the yard with my flashlight going back and forth trying to find the pile. Woman comes out of the house and gets in her car to go to work. Gets down to the edge of the driveway and rolls her window down and says, "what in the world are you doing?" Well I tell her what I'm doing at 3:30 in the morning in her front yard with a flashlight, and show her the bag, and tell her I'm trying to find the poop. She tells me to forget about it, so I say okay and put the bag back in my pocket and go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 8 hours ago, Assassin said: On cold days those bags of poop could be used as hand warmers. Ya know, this is the only site in the world where you'll find this kind of discussion, and so appropriately stated, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 nuthin like a skunk to wake up your senses , back when i was a kid the garbage cans were outside my bedroom window and the dog was not far from there - waking up to that was not at all fun and happened way too often , i shoot them at distance these days if at all possible and leave the remnants to the crows , they dont seem to mind the smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 Having been an attorney for nearly 30 years now, emptying cans of poop doesn't sound that bad anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 let me get this straight: did you walk like a dog or with a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 On 11/12/2020 at 8:12 PM, watab kid said: nuthin like a skunk to wake up your senses , back when i was a kid the garbage cans were outside my bedroom window and the dog was not far from there - waking up to that was not at all fun and happened way too often , i shoot them at distance these days if at all possible and leave the remnants to the crows , they dont seem to mind the smell Ever hear this old Porter Wagoner song? JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 i have now , huh - who knew ? my experience is it penetrates the walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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