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My boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss."  He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: "Your wife called. She wants you to bring her sign back."

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Fun things to do in East Texas

- get a second degree sunburn

_get a heat stroke

_get bit by a copperhead

_get sucked into a tornado_

_run from wasps

_have a fire ant farm(ours is 10 acres)

Run the heater and air in your truck in same day

_fall into stickers in your front yard

_ watch your grocerys melt on the 10 mile drive back home

Sweat....a lot!

Fist fight mosquitos

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17 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:

_run from wasps

_have a fire ant farm(ours is 10 acres)

_Fist fight mosquitos

 

I have a really good recipe for napalm that will fix those. 

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6 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

^^^^^^^^ 

I can't believe I just saw that ....   :blink:

Awful.  Parking on the wrong side of the street without his flashers on. 

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12 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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What is that large, white tubular shaped object on the right side ladder?

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It looks like he hanging vinyl siding so my guess is the next couple runs so he doesn't have to jungle gym more than necessary 

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Is this Paul       GW

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4 hours ago, Calamity Kris said:

 

What is that large, white tubular shaped object on the right side ladder?

 

4 hours ago, Texas Joker said:

It looks like he hanging vinyl siding so my guess is the next couple runs so he doesn't have to jungle gym more than necessary 

I agree. 

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It really looked bad for a moment. Then I decided that those were beer kegs at the bottom of the ladder legs - not propane bottles.

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1 hour ago, Alpo said:

It really looked bad for a moment. Then I decided that those were beer kegs at the bottom of the ladder legs - not propane bottles.

I think you’re right. This changes everything. :lol:

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When the engine and tranny fall out of the sling, and hit the concrete floor, and sparks go everywhere, at least there won't be a propane explosion. :P

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Geez...

 

Sling will not stop the load from tilting

Wood under tension

Ladders way beyond capacity (maybe 350# each?)

Cinder blocks lying on weak side

Plastic egg/milk crate laying on weak side

Wood stacks don't allow for side loads

They do look like propane tanks to me, did not check on the vertical load rating

But I'm sure beer tanks are not as strong as propane tanks

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I doubt it’s photo shopped. I grew up in hillbilly country. I have seen some engine hoists that would make you laugh…and cringe. 
 

Here are some examples of things I have seen. 
 

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3 hours ago, Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 said:

Of course those Tesla people have to contribute to the gene pool too. 
 

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I'm willing to bet, that is a Floridian filling gas cans for their hurricane generator...........

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