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13 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

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At least two of those guy are going to have a very tough time with the judges critique of their ability to follow directions.

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A man walks into a pizza parlor and orders a large pizza. The clerk asked him if he wanted it cut into six or eight pieces. The man said, “Better make it six, I don’t think I can eat eight pieces.”

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8 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:

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5 hours ago, Alpo said:

I thought the fine for having rabbits would be much higher than the cost of petrol.

 

That fine applies in Queensland ........

 

   ...... you know how California is in a galaxy far, far away .............

           ....... well Queensland is in a galaxy far away ....... ( only one "far") .....   -_-

 

:ph34r::excl::blush:

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17 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

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I am! I am! Jeez, lighten up, will ya? Oh, and can I get a refill?

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"It's FRIDAY! Y'all thought I forgot, didn't you? No, you still must suffer..

An old wild west fort was about to be attacked. The wily old general sent for his trusty Sioux scout.

"You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here."

The trusty scout laid down and put his ear to the ground.

"Large war party," he said, "maybe three hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black stallions, two on white stallions. All have war paint; Many many guns. Medicine man also with them."

"Good grief!" exclaimed the general, "you can tell all of that just by listening to the ground?"

"No," replied the Indian, "I can see under the gate.""

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