Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 20, 2022 Author Share Posted July 20, 2022 5 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: That’s most excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 4 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: 4 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: 4 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: 4 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: 4 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: ...... you are doing it again .........I cain't laugh at things I cain't see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted July 20, 2022 Author Share Posted July 20, 2022 8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... you are doing it again .........I cain't laugh at things I cain't see Apparently your electronic method of viewing the Saloon is flawed. It’s not a conspiracy. Perhaps there is a setting you need to change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 9 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ...... you are doing it again .........I cain't laugh at things I cain't see Must be your browser, everybody else is seeing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 13 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: None, of course, because they wouldn't be invented for almost 2000 years. However, He did instruct them to buy military grade hardware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: Must be your browser, everybody else is seeing them. I'm seeing almost everyone else ......... it's just you ...... sometimes .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 THE WIT OF PHYLLIS DILLER Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.If it weren't for hockey, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me. There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor .My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 When your wife starts a sentence with “when you get a chance” just go ahead and start puttin your shoes on. She means now. *Follow me for more marriage tips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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