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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 7:11 PM, Buckshot Bear said: On 6/22/2022 at 8:56 PM, Alpo said: I know y'all are backward down there, what with standing on your head and driving on the wrong side of the road. But y'all use left hand threads on your lug nuts? Because if that's a normal right hand thread, that boy ain't never going to break that nut loose. My Army deuce and a halfs had left handed lug nuts on one side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 SOME REDNECK HUMOR Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry!" Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings." Mississippi The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number." North Carolina A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I got a flat tahr." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither." Louisiana A Louisiana State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-10. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?" Tennessee The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head." "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage.' " *** Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rip Snorter Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Cigarette lighters were already special order when I bought my Dodge in 2005. Strange days, though I never smoke (cigars) in the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 10 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: I stole that and put it on my facebook page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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