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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 We do not throw away good food in my house. We put it in Tupperware, put in the fridge, let it go bad, then throw it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 10, 2022 Share Posted March 10, 2022 ATTENTION: Using your turn signal is NOT " giving information to the enemy" ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Southern cops have a way with words! These are comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: ******** 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while. 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired 5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 7. “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 9. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center ) 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.... 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: ..... you make a scene like that whoopee cushion, ..... without the benefit of that whoopee cushion ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Joker Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 8 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: That's too big to be a 10mm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Those days are long gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 It's Friday...time for my weekend to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 11 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 8 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... you make a scene like that whoopee cushion, ..... without the benefit of that whoopee cushion ...... You hit "confused" on my post, but used it correctly two post down? Now I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: You hit "confused" on my post, but used it correctly two post down? Now I'm confused. ........ can you tell me why the "holding my breath 'til my face turns blue" thingy is called "confused ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 13 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ........ can you tell me why the "holding my breath 'til my face turns blue" thingy is called "confused ? Maybe it's different where you are, but when I check to see who was confused your name shows. now I'm more confused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: Maybe it's different where you are, but when I check to see who was confused your name shows. now I'm more confused... .......... you think you're confused ! ...... I'm almost paranoid ........ (there is also the fact of the significant lack of choice on the menu ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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