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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 27 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: 9mm, try .45Colt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: It's worse than that: most Walmarts, or just about any store, don't HAVE express lanes. They have "Self Check Out" which I refuse to use. I've been to Walmart grocery stores that ONLY have "Self Check Out". I won't be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: ..... how many Wal-Mart-ers have 3 hands ... ? ......... oh .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Just think of them as "Wal-Martians"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him, the other a Star of David. Many people pass by, but they put money only into the hat of the guy behind the cross. A priest who’d been watching the pair walked up to the beggar with the Star of David and said, “My poor fellow, don’t you understand? This is a catholic country. People won’t give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you’re sitting beside another beggar who has a cross. In fact, they’d probably give him more money just out of spite.” The beggar thanked the priest and then turned to beggar with the cross and said, “Moshe—look who’s trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 HOW TO KEEP OLD PEOPLE BUSY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy. The agent inquires, "Have you ever had an accident?" "Never," the cowboy responds. "However, just recently a horse kicked in two of my ribs, and back a couple years ago a rattlesnake bit my ankle." "Wouldn't you call these accidents?" says the puzzled agent. "Nah," the cowboy replies. "They both did it on purpose!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 Be patient and watch to the end: Rudie Idiot video-1586452278.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 28, 2021 Share Posted October 28, 2021 I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies", and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends". Well here is the low down on the whole thing. When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em. When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will! Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 On 10/28/2021 at 8:21 AM, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: Where’s Betty White? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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