Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: .............. not ALL of us .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 When we start flying again: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?' 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' 'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.' The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' 'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.' 'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked. The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a ****load of firewood' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: Rum and "Pepsi"??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 37 minutes ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Rum and "Pepsi"??????? Yea, and not just any rum "capt morgans" , thats why I put it in the humor section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Chris Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 My friend David lost his id ..... ........ now we just call him Dave ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Canton Chris said: .....OMG, ..... there's 2 of them ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: Rum and "Pepsi"??????? ....... yeah, we're too WHITE to drink coke ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 6 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: Capitan's Spiced Rum and Cola? We usually have that around Christmas and New Years with Egg Nog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 What's the best thing about Switzerland??? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Why did Mr. Hass, refuse to move to France? Because the French are famous for not pronouncing the letter "H". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 A man was on one side of the river, and a blonde was on the other side. The man shouted to the blonde, that he needed help to get to the other side. The blonde shouted back..."you ARE on the other side!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Teacher: Okay kids, what does the chicken give you? Students: Eggs and meat. Teacher: What does the pig give you? Students: bacon! Teacher: What does the fat cow give you? Students: Homework!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Is Google male, or female? Female....it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that buddha was NOT Greek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 A kid went to his dad and asked him where babies come from. He said: Adam & Eve had babies, and and their kids grew up and had babies, and so on. The kid went to his mom, and asked her where babies come from. She said, well. we started out as goo in a river, and over a long time we grew to be apes, and later apes became humans. The kid rushed back to the dad and said you lied to me, and told him what mom had said. The dad then said, no, I did not lie to you. Your mom was talking about HER side of the family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that buddha was NOT Greek! Must... Not... Be... Pedantic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Go ahead Doc. Never mind. I'll do it for you. BUDDHA WAS NOT A GOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, Alpo said: Go ahead Doc. Never mind. I'll do it for you. BUDDHA WAS NOT A GOD. No, but his friend was shaped like budda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Alpo said: Go ahead Doc. Never mind. I'll do it for you. BUDDHA WAS NOT A GOD. Exactly!!! As an aside, he also wasn't fat. The Buddha (Siddhartha Gautama) was noted for being thin, not fat. The "Fat Buddha" that people confuse with Siddhartha Buddha was a 10th century Chinese monk by the name of Budai. 1 minute ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: No, but his friend was shaped like budda. See above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Okay....If we have to be nit-picky about a joke... Most folks are too ignorant to know what the real budda looked like, and most could not care less. They have a mental image in their minds, historically accurate or not, of the statues of a little fat, short, man, that they have seen in shops, on the media, and in movies/television, or in the dorm room, put there by their room-mate, and they also have a mental image, accurate or not, about what a Greek "god" looked like. If the joke was historically accurate, it would not be humorous in the least, if, indeed, it ever was. S#*& Fire!!! I am done with this post. Color me gone. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 This is the image I have of Buhdda which is what I saw when living in Japan. The Great Buhdda of Kamakura: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 11 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: Okay....If we have to be nit-picky about a joke... Most folks are too ignorant to know what the real budda looked like, and most could not care less. They have a mental image in their minds, historically accurate or not, of the statues of a little fat, short, man, that they have seen in shops, on the media, and in movies/television, or in the dorm room, put there by their room-mate, and they also have a mental image, accurate or not, about what a Greek "god" looked like. If the joke was historically accurate, it would not be humorous in the least, if, indeed, it ever was. S#*& Fire!!! I am done with this post. Color me gone. . I certainly don’t intend to cause hard feelings, and offer my apologies for causing the thread to take that turn. I’m a Buddhist, but I didn’t take offense to the joke, and even do find a bit of humor in it. I will readily admit to having a pedantic streak though, hence my original comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sixgun Sheridan Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 5 hours ago, DocWard said: I’m a Buddhist, but I didn’t take offense to the joke, and even do find a bit of humor in it. I will readily admit to having a pedantic streak though, hence my original comment. My ex-wife is Buddhist. There was a time when she was so hard-core into it that she was starting to become really hard to live with, and she created a shrine in the living room and wouldn't let me go near it. In retaliation I made a shrine to John Moses Browning in my man cave with his picture and offerings of .45ACP cartridges and 1911 mags. Yeah, I'm an a-hole. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 10 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: In retaliation I made a shrine to John Moses Browning in my man cave with his picture and offerings of .45ACP cartridges and 1911 mags. Yeah, I'm an a-hole. . A man after my own heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 41 minutes ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: My ex-wife is Buddhist. There was a time when she was so hard-core into it that she was starting to become really hard to live with, and she created a shrine in the living room and wouldn't let me go near it. In retaliation I made a shrine to John Moses Browning in my man cave with his picture and offerings of .45ACP cartridges and 1911 mags. Yeah, I'm an a-hole. . So, you’re not saying I need to take my John Moses Browning shrine down, right? Edit: Anyone who gets overzealous about religion gets on my nerves. I try not wave my beliefs around, but I try not to hide them any longer, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 (I don't know what otto is doing, but I sure wish he would stop - I saw a Buddhist m Sam's the other dday) I SAW A BUDDHIST MONK IN SAM'S THE OTHER DAY At least I presume he was a Buddhist monk. Oriental, short hair but not a shaved head - closer to a crew cut. Sandals. Wearing a yellow robe. Unlike this guy he was wearing a shirt underneath it. Like an "almost the same shade of yellow" t-shirt. I suppose he came from here - a place that I did not know existed until just now when I looked it up. http://quanamnamhai.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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