Tennessee williams Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 I'm not one to gloat or put on airs, but I don't have to watch the weather anymore like the common folk. For the measly sum of a hunert dollar bill; I acquired a genuine East Tennessee Widder weather rock! No sir, I don't have to sit in front of the TV anymore to see what the weather is. This thing tells you! All you have to do is set it on yer windowsill. If it's wet, its raining. If it has snow on it, its snowing. If its gone, take cover cause it could be a tornado. That or Tyrel has stolen yer weather rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 And if it is spinning a tornado is CLOSE Imis what's Widder gonna do for weather forecasts now? It will cost him more than the $100 sale price to get another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 If there’s a blizzard and your rock disappears will you assume it’s a rock in a Widder wonder land? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 Careful, those weather rocks Widder sells were made in China! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted October 15, 2020 Share Posted October 15, 2020 TN Williams is a sucker for anything..... "Widder Weather Rock"....... say that 3 times without getting tongue tied. TN may have agreed to buy that weather rock for $100, but I ain't seen it yet, nor doubt I ever will. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted October 16, 2020 Author Share Posted October 16, 2020 16 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: TN Williams is a sucker for anything..... "Widder Weather Rock"....... say that 3 times without getting tongue tied. TN may have agreed to buy that weather rock for $100, but I ain't seen it yet, nor doubt I ever will. ..........Widder Widder, look at it this way. You'll never be broke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Sellin' those hundred dollar Widder Weather Rocks looks like a grand way to earn a young fortune! Me, I'm going to open a handbasket franchise. Niche market, y'understand. From the look of the country today, looks like handbaskets are rapidly becoming the preferred mode of travel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: Sellin' those hundred dollar Widder Weather Rocks looks like a grand way to earn a young fortune! Me, I'm going to open a handbasket franchise. Niche market, y'understand. From the look of the country today, looks like handbaskets are rapidly becoming the preferred mode of travel! And I think I will sell the tickets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 It appears that this Widder Weather Rock needs a Propositon 65 warning on it. If you were to throw this rock at a California Rat, you could cause it to have reproductive harm. The litigation could be endless. Save the California Rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: It appears that this Widder Weather Rock needs a Propositon 65 warning on it. If you were to throw this rock at a California Rat, you could cause it to have reproductive harm. The litigation could be endless. Save the California Rats Only dangerous to the multiplying rats of the genus democ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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