Raylan Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence Cutter Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 OR ............ Things that could make you feel young again . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Girl friend ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 20 minutes ago, Raylan said: 7 minutes ago, Wolfgang, SASS #53480 said: Girl friend ? My wife would probably object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Yeah, those newfangled guns will do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 As Groucho Marx said, "You're only as old as the woman you feel". Note: I never said it. Groucho did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 I feel old this morning. I just realized that someone who was born the year I graduated from high school just turned 51. I wonder if that young lady above would buy me a cup o' coffee. Or a martini... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: I feel old this morning. I just realized that someone who was born the year I graduated from high school just turned 51. I know the feeling. Our first daughter, who was born while we were 19, turns 53 in a month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Our sons are 48 and 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 I don't know. She's cute, but there's so many things wrong with it. The rifle. We'll start with that . then we'll go to the combat Tupperware stuffed in her waistband. The tactical beer bottle opener hung around her neck. The Paracord bracelet she's wearing because you never know when you're going to need 15 ft of shroudline. The metal doodad stuck in her belly button. That's a major turn off. And then we have her using the American flag for underwear. Or is that supposed to be a swimsuit? Either way it's just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 MORNING !!! Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Hell, everything makes me feel old. Except Bourbon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, Alpo said: I don't know. She's cute, but there's so many things wrong with it. The rifle. We'll start with that . then we'll go to the combat Tupperware stuffed in her waistband. The tactical beer bottle opener hung around her neck. The Paracord bracelet she's wearing because you never know when you're going to need 15 ft of shroudline. The metal doodad stuck in her belly button. That's a major turn off. And then we have her using the American flag for underwear. Or is that supposed to be a swimsuit? Either way it's just wrong. ..... didn't see any of that. ........ maybe I should keep looking ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 I don’t have a problem with the bikini top. It’s Not a flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 I felt a lot less old when some of the young folks at our show last night came up after the third set and said they were headed home ‘cause they were “tired”!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 I must be old, I looked to make sure she was wearing holsters, 'cuz safe gun practices. Had to look really close, but she has each handgun in a proper holster. I must also be a perv for looking that closely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Barbie with Barbie Doll guns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Alpo said: I don't know. She's cute, but there's so many things wrong with it. The rifle. We'll start with that . then we'll go to the combat Tupperware stuffed in her waistband. The tactical beer bottle opener hung around her neck. The Paracord bracelet she's wearing because you never know when you're going to need 15 ft of shroudline. The metal doodad stuck in her belly button. That's a major turn off. And then we have her using the American flag for underwear. Or is that supposed to be a swimsuit? Either way it's just wrong. Dang, Boy... you shore be picky in your old age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 21 minutes ago, John Kloehr said: I must be old, I looked to make sure she was wearing holsters, 'cuz safe gun practices. Had to look really close, but she has each handgun in a proper holster. I must also be a perv for looking that closely. Well if’n you were checking for derringers under the Stars and Stripes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Is that one on her left a gun? The one on her right is obviously plastic fantastic of some sort. And it's in a green kydex holster. The one on her left is in the shade, and all I can tell is that it's black. I'm not even sure if that's the back of a slide that I am seeing, or possibly the base plate of a magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Warden Callaway said: Our sons are 48 and 50. Mine are 52 and 50!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alpo said: Is that one on her left a gun? The one on her right is obviously plastic fantastic of some sort. And it's in a green kydex holster. The one on her left is in the shade, and all I can tell is that it's black. I'm not even sure if that's the back of a slide that I am seeing, or possibly the base plate of a magazine. She has guns?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 For many, many years the President was older than me. The in ‘93 the pres was four months younger, oh crap. Even Mr Trump is six weeks younger. Now Joe, we’ll let’s not think about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 I remember when baseball managers were older than me, now they’re my sons ages!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 44 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Well if’n you were checking for derringers under the Stars and Stripes.... Derringers? Scrolled up and looked, I don't see any. But did notice the cool necklace this time. And my lady is laughing at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ..... didn't see any of that. ........ maybe I should keep looking ......... Don't strain your eyes, Wallaby. Blindness is a possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seamus McGillicuddy Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 39 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: I remember when baseball managers were older than me, now they’re my sons ages!! I used to feel old because the son of a guy I watched play in the minors was a retired major major player and current major league manager. Now I really feel ancient because he’s now retired from managing! Seamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 I turned 50 (20 years ago) and got invitations to come in and make my funeral arrangements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Mine are 52 and 50!! my son is 55. His baby sister is 52. I'm not sure how that works because I can't be more than 35 myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 It bugs me to walk into an antique store and see stuff for sale that we got for our 30th wedding anniversary, or an AM/FM radio that I bought new twenty years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 A dear couple brought home their twins, just over two decades ago. I well remember laughing at the warranty stickers on those two cute little moons under their hospital issue diapers. Last month, on a lovely sunny afternoon, I performed the wedding of the female half of that pair ... ooold ... yes, I feel old ... The little girl of similar vintage, another friend's daughter, is now graduated from high school, halfway through college, and is a published author. Between my ears I am still eighteen. My aging carcass ... ain't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 22 minutes ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: Between my ears I am still eighteen. My aging carcass ... ain't. We all are Linn, we all are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Don't strain your eyes, Wallaby. Blindness is a possibility. What is he doing while he's straining his eyes?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 My 24year old second granddaughter, the second daughter of my 51-year-old second daughter, who in turn was born when I was 21, last night with her husband announced that she was expecting our first great-grandchild, and her folks' first grandchild. Makes me know I'm old; but these things make me know why, too. Could we not grow old, nobody could be young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 The little baby I used to hold in church and poke in the nose to make her laugh just went off to college... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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