Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I've gotten about 5 calls recently saying that my Amazon account has had numerous failed login attempts and that I should let them access my account to fix it. The only one I answered ended like this: "Are you near a computer or smartphone?" "No. I am in the middle of the wilderness in my truck." (I was in the wilderness on a camping trip) "Click" If I answer another one, I think I will tell them: "Thanks, I will contact Amazon right away." Then lay the phone down to see how long they will stay on the line (or whatever you call a cell phone transmission). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 I might try, "I don't have an Amazon account. I hate amazon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin Gambler Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Oh no! Let me get my grand son, he's so much better at computers that I am. He's only 6 but his teacher says he's always finding the games on the school computers even though they keep trying to hide them. Do you know what he did last week? This is so funny you'll get a kick out of it. Well Molly's friends (his real name is jack but he likes to be called molly) molly's friends were over having a tea party and they were so cute. They were all dressed up in tiaras and feather boas. Don't tell his mom but I let him borrow my lipstick to play with. They were all so cute that I brought them some real tea for their little cups. You know those danged little cups can't handle boiling water? It's too hot, they melt right away. So do the boas, which I found out were some sort of plastic, not feathers. One of the little girls had to go the emergency room with second degree burns on her hand neck and leg. It's terrible, isn't it? Why make a tea set if you can't put tea in it? I know they mostly will use their imagination but it's a tea cup, it's got to be able to hold tea doesn't it? Just as a matter of principal. Don't you think so? So do you have any grandchildren? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Tell them you can't take calls on that phone and ask them to call your other number....Then give them the number to the local FBI field office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Sorry, can't talk now. The IRS will be getting a warrant for my arrest if I don't return they're call right away and my grandson needs bail money. But I was just notified that my uncle in England died and left me millions of dollars. I'll get the money after I send them $4,400.00 for the legal fees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 17 hours ago, Trigger Mike said: I might try, "I don't have an Amazon account. I hate amazon." You left out that Amazon is of the Debil and how many end times prophesies Amazon fulfills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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