Perro Del Diablo Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Pat had wrist surgery yesterday and after seeing a couple posts I think he is doing good. Soooo lets start some rumors about him. My first question is does anyone wonder what @Pat Riot, SASS #13748is doing with himself since he can’t use his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 I'm sure that Pat knows someone nearby that can "lend a hand". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 He is learning to run Glocks......once the 30 CA waiting period is over... Rumors that @Perro Del Diablo is auctioning off his guns are still unconfirmed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 I heard that Pat's pick pocketing charges have been dropped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: I heard that Pat's pick pocketing charges have been dropped. What about the nose picking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 58 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: What about the nose picking ewwwww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waymore Loco Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Or picking his seat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 I heard more people are now willing to play poker with Pat, now that he can no longer bottom deal. That's what I heard, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 With his wrist disabled it is harder for him to surf porn sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Well would ya look at this!...A guy goes outta town for a day and you all commence to telling lies and takin’ liberties with reality! Bottles, let’s get these Jaspers lubed up so they stay out of mischief...waddya say, Sport? What’s that? Why Perro Del Diablo’s tab, of course! Get that old cook to make me a steak...have him cut it up in little pieces too. I darn near worked up an appetite just punching this up on that tiny little keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 I will have you all know that I can pick my nose and bottom deal just fine...pretty much at the same time. Anyone wanna play cards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 Well if I’m paying guess gonna have sale my virtual horse. Cookie throw on a big steak for me too. Dang it not horse steak either I would cry whole time I’m eatin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 Bionic Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Pain pills got me see in’ double... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Must be hard for him to pick his nose OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Must be an echo in here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the sofa." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Bottles, these characters aren’t cooperation’ with the lubrication! Break out the hard stuff! It’s Saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Don’t ya know the lint in ol’ Pats bellybutton must be really gettin’ thick. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 14 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: Don’t ya know the lint in ol’ Pats bellybutton must be really gettin’ thick. . Ahhh, BQ, I really coulda done without that mental image... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Never mind Pat. We'uns are all pullin' for ya. And remember: If you ever need dental work, I'm yer man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 7 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Pain pills got me see in’ double... Two of me even better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 Quick everyone while Pat is passed out let’s load up his tab . Bottles triple shots all around. The good stuff on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Oh good! I’ll take a triple milkshake...Neapolitan! This is gonna be tasty. I lo...Hey, wait a minute..Whose tab? Diablo you devil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 26 minutes ago, Perro Del Diablo said: Quick everyone while Pat is passed out let’s load up his tab . Bottles triple shots all around. The good stuff on top. Just don't let nanner splits get mentioned, certain members from theVolunteer State would bankrupt him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 19 hours ago, Perro Del Diablo said: What about the nose picking You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You CAN'T pick your friend's nose. There are lines that can't be crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 These days, being limp-wristed is very much accepted in society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, South-Eye Ned said: These days, being limp-wristed is very much accepted in society. So you finally feel accepted...good for you, Ned. Good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You CAN'T pick your friend's nose. There are lines that can't be crossed. A nice little poem for Pat's nose. You may think it's funny, That Pat's nose is runny, But it's SNOT! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 53 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said: A nice little poem for Pat's nose. You may think it's funny, That Pat's nose is runny, But it's SNOT! . This post went from Pats limp wrist to his snotty nose quick. Another triple banner split over here. Pats still paying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 What’s with the deal with all the nose references? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: What’s with the deal with all the nose references? I don't nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Hey @Widder, SASS #59054Pat Riot said all your nanner splits are on him this weekend. P.S. don't tell @Tennessee williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 5 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: So you finally feel accepted...good for you, Ned. Good for you. Now, I’m just teasing you. No offense intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 13 minutes ago, South-Eye Ned said: Now, I’m just teasing you. No offense intended. None taken. Just bustin’ yer chops, Pard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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