Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 As if things weren't weird enough, it now seems that the Zodiac is wrong. Sorta. Evidently, the world has been incorrectly using the Tropical Zodiac all these years instead of the correct Sidereal Zodiac. Link to an article Well... for nigh unto fourteen lustrum I was thinkin' I was a Virgo... and now I'm a Leo!! And there goes that old barroom pick-up line~! Name Symbol Tropical zodiac (incorrect) Sidereal zodiac (correct) Aries 21 March – 20 April 15 April – 15 May Taurus 20 April – 21 May 16 May – 15 June Gemini 21 May – 21 June 16 June – 15 July Cancer 21 June – 23 July 16 July – 15 August Leo 23 July – 23 August 16 August – 15 September Virgo 23 August – 23 September 16 September – 15 October Libra 23 September – 23 October 16 October – 16 November Scorpio 23 October – 22 November 17 November – 15 December Sagittarius 23 November – 22 December 16 December – 14 January Capricorn 22 December – 20 January 15 January – 14 February Aquarius 20 January – 19 February 15 February – 14 March Pisces 19 February – 21 March 15 March – 14 April Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 WELL!! That certainly explains a lot of things! Like, why did I not become a billionaire before I turned 30! WHO DO I SUE??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 .... my sign has always said "WRONG WAY GO BACK" .......... ........... written in white on a red background ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 It’s all nonsense anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 ............ I dunno ........... .......... in hindsight, my sign was very significant quite a few times during my life. (just wish I'd seen it when it mattered ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twelve mile REB Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 41 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: ............ I dunno ........... .......... in hindsight, my sign was very significant quite a few times during my life. (just wish I'd seen it when it mattered ) How true, Wallaby, how true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Well, I suppose that new Zodiac calender is my fault. They probably figured I was full of Bull and backdated me toTarus. The folks over at the traditional calender still think I am two faced I guess. 3 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said: Name Symbol Tropical zodiac (incorrect) Sidereal zodiac (correct) Aries 21 March – 20 April 15 April – 15 May Taurus 20 April – 21 May 16 May – 15 June Gemini 21 May – 21 June 16 June – 15 July Cancer 21 June – 23 July 16 July – 15 August Leo 23 July – 23 August 16 August – 15 September Virgo 23 August – 23 September 16 September – 15 October Libra 23 September – 23 October 16 October – 16 November Scorpio 23 October – 22 November 17 November – 15 December Sagittarius 23 November – 22 December 16 December – 14 January Capricorn 22 December – 20 January 15 January – 14 February Aquarius 20 January – 19 February 15 February – 14 March Pisces 19 February – 21 March 15 March – 14 April Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Always liked the Deep Purple song, "Maybe I'm a Leo." Turns out I was one all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 I was born under a sign that said LABOR AND DELIVERY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 No change for me, I'm a Libra either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Hmmm... that backs me from Leo into Cancer and my wife from Cancer into Gemini. It has been said that personalities may be influenced by a person's sign, but I don't follow the horrorscopes published in the newspapers anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell Sackett SASS 18436 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 MY sign: All You can Eat Buffet! 'nuff said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 According to my former Boss, mine would have been "Does not play well with others." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 “Here’s your sign...” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 I think I will pass on the idea that a ball of gas, 30 trillion miles away, has any direct bearing on my life. I will admit that gas can, and does, play a part in our lives, but it is closer than 30 trillion miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 “And this, boys and girls, is how the National Enquirer regained their footing in America as a leading news journal and why they are the leading news agency today...Joey, put your holo-phone away...Any questions?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Here's my sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I'm use to it. My wife always says I'm wrong. Nothing new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 "Angry wife ahead, keep distance, throw chocolate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I call “Bull Spit”! My personality has always been pretty much in line with Aquarius, not Capricorn. This change insults me and I am offended. I am forming a group to combat this new change and we are going to rally and protest! We need to design a flag and pick some colors that reflect our attitude on this. The name of our movement will be “Zodiac Signs Matter” I will be setting up an office so that corporations can donate money to keep us funded during our protests. Using the original Zodiac signs Astrology we will plan our protests accordingly. We want everyone to be having a good day at our protests. In looking at the signs for the rest of the year it seems that there are no days when every sign is predicted to have a good day except for a 2 hour window at 2:15 am on November 15th...this does not bode well...except I see that on December 1st everyone will find new true love. People in new love don’t want stress and crave harmony. I vote we put this off until next year when predictions indicate that all signs will have a much better year than ever before. Unfortunately these wonderful predictions only occur in one month intervals per sign and no two sign will have an outstanding month at the same time so next year is out as well.. Never mind. This Zodiac crap is for the birds anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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