Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Brusha, brusha, brusha. LS/MFT See the U. S. A. Call for......... Whites are whiter, brights are brighter To look smart Please don't squeeze the... Good to the very last... Put a tiger in your tank. Time to re-tire. ...my dog, Tige, he lives in a... his master's voice More bounce to the ounce. Nothing does it like... Be careful. Only you... FTD Takes a licking and keeps on... Any more you can think of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Have it your way... Where's the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share Posted September 15, 2020 1 hour ago, DeaconKC said: Have it your way... Where's the... beef? Ha! One of my favorites and I forgot it. During that period there were a bunch of tiny little old ladies acting in TV series and commercials. The only one whose name I remember is Nedra Volz. She lived about a mile from me in Upland, California and she showed up for every event you could imagine. She used to call me Troublesome Tommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Coffinmaker Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Burma Shave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 8canyou translate/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share Posted September 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Colorado Coffinmaker said: Burma Shave The monkey took one look at Jim and threw the peanuts back at him. My favorite Burma Shave sign. Does anyone remember Fearless Farris Stinker Stations up in Idaho in the fifties and early sixties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 You asked for it, you got it . . . Its wise to smoke F-----, the mildest in long cigarettes. I want my Mapo! They're GRRREAT! Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you....... Nine out of ten doctors prefer..... Coffee nerves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Paint any car for 99.95. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 You'll wonder where the yellow went when... Pardon me, would you have any... Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce... Good things from the garden, garden in the valley... A little dab will do ya. From the land of sky blue waters. It's the real thing. The snack that smiles back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Twinkle, twinkle one eyed car How we wonder where you are Burma Shave Had that in my head seventy years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is. Double your pleasure, double your fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Brusha, brusha, brusha. LS/MFT Lucky Strike / Mighty Fine Tobacco See the U. S. A. In a Chevrolet Call for.........Phillip Morris Whites are whiter, brights are brighter To look smart Please don't squeeze the...Charmin Good to the very last...drop, Maxwell House Put a tiger in your tank. ESSO? Time to re-tire. ...my dog, Tige, he lives in a...shoe - Buster Brown Shoes his master's voice - Victorola More bounce to the ounce. Nothing does it like... Be careful. Only you...can prevent forest fires FTD Florists Takes a licking and keeps on... ticking - Timex Any more you can think of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Pepsie Cola hits the spot twelve full ounces thats a lot Cost a nickle, not a lot Pepsi Cola hits the spot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Mikee likes it................. The wide track..... I'm coocoo for .............................. ...................makes the very best....................... ...............has a first name, it's......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Things go better with Coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 ....would rather fight than switch Drive a.....then decide The quality goes in before the name goes on... Quiet is the sound of a well made car. ....Tastes good, like a cigarette should.... Mmmm good, Mmmm good... ...No Baloney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Brusha, brusha, brusha. IPANA TOOTHPASTE Whites are whiter, brights are brighter CHEER LAUNDRY DETERGENT To look smart DON'T REMEMBER THE LYRICS BUT THAT'S THE FIRST LINE OF THE GILLETTE LOOK SHARP MARCH - THE THEME SONG FOR PROFESSIONAL BOXING Time to re-tire. FISK TIRES, WHICH WAS EVENTUALLY BOUGHT BY UNIROYAL. His master's voice. WHILE HE IS LISTENING TO A VICTROLA, THAT WAS THE LOGO FOR RCA VICTOR More bounce to the ounce. Nothing does it like... MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS SARA LEE. BUT THAT IS ACTUALLY "NOBODY DOESN'T LIKE" SARA LEE Any more you can think of? Most of the ones that Pat missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share Posted September 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Pat, my son, it's Lucky Strike MEANS Fine tobacco. Close, but no cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share Posted September 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Paint any car for 99.95. Earl Scheib. I remember when it was $29.95. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Pat, my son, it's Lucky Strike MEANS Fine tobacco. Close, but no cigar. So...no cigar? That’s okay. I quit smoking years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 13 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Pat, my son, it's Lucky Strike MEANS Fine tobacco. Close, but no cigar. I thought it meant, Loose Suspenders Means Falling Trousers!!! There's another one but I'd get kicked off the wire if I said it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 The Automobile you step down into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 32 minutes ago, Alpo said: More bounce to the ounce Pepsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 You meet the nicest people on a . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Just the kiss of the hops It's blended, it's splendid Modern Masters of Time Dirt can't hide from Intensified ___ To Life, Love and Loot We try harder Up, up and away Nothing can hold a can to ______ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: You meet the nicest people on a . . . . . . Honda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: We try harder Up, up and away Avis - we're number two. We try harder. Up up and away - TWA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 39 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Earl Scheib. I remember when it was $29.95. Was that when he was painting stage coaches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 I use Dial, don’t you wish everyone did Melts in your mouth not in your hands Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar Tastes great less filling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Brylcreem, a little dab'll do you.... Call for Phillip Morris... Takes a licking and keeps on ticking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 ______! Ask the man who owns one! It’s not your father’s __________! Like a Rock! Only in a ____! ”Down the road, They went a whizzin’ The fault was her’s The funeral hisn’! BurmaShave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 46 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: It’s not your father’s __________! Oldsmobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Just the kiss of the hops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Blackwater 53393 said: ______! Ask the man who owns one! Packard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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