Alpo Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Plot in a TV show. Airline stewardess is ready to retire, but the airline restructured and did away with their pensions. So she decides to steal a $13 million wrist watch from a passenger. Now I can see maybe stealing a couple of $5,000 Rolexes, and fencing them. But a $13 million watch. Hell, a $13 million anything. How would you go about knowing how to turn it into money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos John Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 I'll take it. Oh, wrong forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Wait a couple of years and sell it for 1/2 million. Remember, greed is a sin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Eight foot redwood topped with razor wire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Very carefully. ETA: You just have to find the right person for the job: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Howdy, This problem of selling expensive stolen items has come up in many shows. Not like one can tear a painting into parts and sell em. Could work with jewels. Or melt gold. Imagine melting a 20,000 dollar gold coin into a 2000 dollar gold lump. There is a dime auctioned at 1.5 million. Break it into a million 13 dollar watches...... Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 There are probably some worthwhile gems, sell them, dump the watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 She is a stewardess, fly to a flashy oil inheritance area, like Dubai. Lots of cash, like to show off, not big on paperwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Put it on E bay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Go to an overseas US Navy base. Stand outside the gate. Say, "Hey, Joe. Buy watch?" repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 2 hours ago, sassnetguy50 said: She is a stewardess, fly to a flashy oil inheritance area, like Dubai. Lots of cash, like to show off, not big on paperwork. Bingo! That right there ^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Put it on E bay? No, Ebay uses paypal which would report the income to the government. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 stupid premise but it made good screen and folks paid to see it - maybe 13 million worth ????/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 How do you sell a 13 million dollar stolen watch? A piece at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joke 'um Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Patek Phillippe do a background check on potential buyers. They want to make sure the buyer has the financial ability to maintain the watch and the family stability to ensure it is properly passed down. (They also frown on e-bay ads for their stuff.) Most of their stuff is under a million. A $13,000,000 watch? How would you even qualify to steal it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 How would I fence a $13, 000,000 watch? The code of silence forbids me from talking about or else I might just disap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoky Pistols Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: How would I fence a $13, 000,000 watch? The code of silence forbids me from talking about or else I might just disap Now he's Marshal No Mo Hare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Just offer to trade it for a box of 9mm ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patagonia Pete Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Wait for the owner (or their insurance company) to offer a "no questions asked" reward .... Otherwise ... see if you can find anyone .. anywhere .. that really thinks the watch is worth 1/13th of that ... (like that pawn shop show on tv) ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 I know a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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