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I think my dog is a democrat

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I think mine is a Socialist.

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1 minute ago, South-Eye Ned said:

I think mine is a Socialist.

You say that like there's a difference.

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The bad part of this is that current Dem politicians are in favor of these fur bearin’ critters getting to vote!!

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42 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

The bad part of this is that current Dem politicians are in favor of these fur bearin’ critters getting to vote!!

 

Done received one of them democrap mail in votes sent to my dog in the mail yesterday. Registered even at that. All that was required was a paw print.:angry:

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My dog lives here for free, gets all her meals and medical / dental for nothing, her clothes (what few of them there are) cost her nothing, all of her transportation is free, she make demands and expects them to be obeyed, and follows almost no orders from me.

 

I am violently against this behavior in people, but she get a break on it because she is SO DAMNED CUTE AND LOVABLE!

 

Upside is she is not registered to vote.

 

She is a citizen born in Prescott, Arizona.

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1 hour ago, Smoken D said:

All that was required was a paw print.:angry:

Requiring a paw print for voting is racist.  Just another attempt by 'the man' to suppress the vote and thwart the will of the pack!

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Im in favor of dogs voting. They are at least honest and probably vote smarter than most people in the coast states.

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You guys think you have it bad? My dog was a spokesdog for BLM (Black Labs Matter) and the president of ANTIFR (Anti fuzzytail rodent).

 

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My dog is also Jewish.  She won't eat any pork product and turns her nose up at shell fish.

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19 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

My dog is also Jewish.  She won't eat any pork product and turns her nose up at shell fish.

Dang, the 6th word in your post killed a great joke. Would definitely have got me points though...

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A neighbor had a litter of pups.  He told me they were all democrats.

A while later I walked over to his house, and asked him how his democrat pups were doing.

He said, oh, they are all republicans now.

I asked how come.

He said...they have their eyes open now.

 

 

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My dogs have all been Republicans. I know this because...

 

They don't bite the hand that feeds them and they have mastered the barter system. In exchange for Food water and shelter; they provide me with unconditional love, Greet me with a wagging tail when I come home, Go out of their way to cheer me up when I am down, and a million other little things. 

  

 

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Friends of mine returned from Iraq after the first election and proudly showed us their ink stained thumb.

You may recall that was the method used to unsure no-one was voting twice.

I wonder, photo ID and ...........................Hummm................................

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3 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Friends of mine returned from Iraq after the first election and proudly showed us their ink stained thumb.

You may recall that was the method used to unsure no-one was voting twice.

I wonder, photo ID and ...........................Hummm................................

You might be on to something there Kid. 

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21 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said:

A neighbor had a litter of pups.  He told me they were all democrats.

A while later I walked over to his house, and asked him how his democrat pups were doing.

He said, oh, they are all republicans now.

I asked how come.

He said...they have their eyes open now.

 

 

What breed is your neighbor?

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