Tennessee williams Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 12 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: Were they friction burns? Nope! I fired 5 rds duelist style through one of my revolvers to function check it. I grabbed the barrel before it had a chance to cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 10 hours ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: I guess its possible if a banana slips out of your hands fast enough, a tender handed person could get friction burns. It could also be a freeze burn from a DQ Blizzard. ..........Widder Rarely will I drop anything that has to do with nanner splits or puddin. I did melt one of those plastic spoons eating some nanner puddin one time though. I carry my own special spoon now. Have a holster and everything. It's set up for crossdraw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Badly Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Spoons? We don't need no stinking spoons!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 I've heard it all now. TN has now burnt his arm, in addition to his hands. I ask him..... "what are you trying to prove or accomplish'? TN sez..... "I figure if I can burn enough parts of my body before the state match, I should be a BALL OF FIRE in a couple weeks". Give me a break! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Alright TW, admit it; you burned yourself trying to make this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Tyrel Cody said: Alright TW, admit it; you burned yourself trying to make this: No, but I anticipate the bunkhouse boss will burn herself trying to make it for me on her birthday this Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Stop with the food porn! I think I’ve gained 5 pounds just looking at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Jake Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Speaking of food, is Burgoo allowed in the Chili contest? Here's my recipe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said: No, but I anticipate the bunkhouse boss will burn herself trying to make it for me on her birthday this Saturday. Only TW would have his wife cooking a special dish for him on HER birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 20 minutes ago, Diamond Jake said: Speaking of food, is Burgoo allowed in the Chili contest? Here's my recipe: I don't know, but if you have a recipe for campfire nanner puddin', Tennessee Williams will be your new best friend Heck, I might be for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Jake Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 21 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: I don't know, but if you have a recipe for campfire nanner puddin', Tennessee Williams will be your new best friend Heck, I might be for that matter. Heck, there's nothin' better than a 'Nanner Split cooked over an open fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Jake Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Seriously, for the Chili contest, is there any way/place we can cook at the range match place where we eat? I love cooking over a campfire, but I might be able to cook a pot of something the night before and warm it up on a camp stove on the truck tailgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 24, 2020 Share Posted September 24, 2020 40 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Only TW would have his wife cooking a special dish for him on HER birthday. Thats SOP for TN. Here's how it works: Tonight, or maybe tomorrow, he starts planting these thoughts in her mind about special foods and deserts and such. He talks about that special food all day tomorrow. He convinces her that because she is such a great cook, she can probably make that 'special dish' on Saturday. She doesn't focus on HER B'day, but rather 'The Dish'. Then it happens..... on Saturday morning, he tells her to forget about the dish because he's gonna take her out for her Bday. She is overwhelmed. She now realizes her man thinks more of her Bday than he does his own special dish. So where does he take her? To a fancy restaurant that specializes in HIS special dish. Basically, He kills 2 birds with one stone. He becomes the twinkle in her eye once again. She is treated like a Queen on her Bday. He gets his special dish. He becomes her Knight in shining armor. AND.....when he goes to the next gun show, he can probably safely bring home a new toy. Ole TN Williams might be ugly, but he ain't stupid. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 41 minutes ago, Diamond Jake said: Seriously, for the Chili contest, is there any way/place we can cook at the range match place where we eat? I love cooking over a campfire, but I might be able to cook a pot of something the night before and warm it up on a camp stove on the truck tailgate. There are no facilities to cook there unless someone brings them. Reheating on the tailgate is a possibility. We will probably finish shooting by 4 so you would have maybe 90 minutes or so. Please dont hold me to exact times. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 said: There are no facilities to cook there unless someone brings them. Reheating on the tailgate is a possibility. We will probably finish shooting by 4 so you would have maybe 90 minutes or so. Please dont hold me to exact times. Imis Isn't there a fire pit or something similar up at the long range? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: Isn't there a fire pit or something similar up at the long range? Part of an old barrel is all, I think. Imis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 I see they posted an updated shooters list: http://wartraceregulators.com/StateMatch.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Captain Bill Burt said: Stop with the food porn! I think I’ve gained 5 pounds just looking at it. Quit fussin'. You could hang glide with a dorito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Diamond Jake said: Heck, there's nothin' better than a 'Nanner Split cooked over an open fire! Heresy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 50 minutes ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: AND.....when he goes to the next gun show, he can probably safely bring home a new toy. Ole TN Williams might be ugly, but he ain't stupid. ..........Widder Heck. I can't argue against any of that. My wife "Tennessee Whiskey" doesn't shoot at the range with me but she gets awful mad when I go to a gun show and don't get a new gun. I'm thinking I have a good thing going here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: yada yada some stuff So where does he take her? To a fancy restaurant that specializes in HIS special dish. Basically, He kills 2 birds with one stone. He becomes the twinkle twinkie in her eye once again. yada yada some other stuff There ya go Widder, I fixed it fer ya! Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said: Quit fussin'. You could hang glide with a dorito. No way! I hate heights. I would get vertigo standing on the edge of a sheet of toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, Captain Bill Burt said: No way! I hate heights. I would get vertigo standing on the edge of a sheet of toilet paper. They got some salve that will help take care of that. I had a vertigo jump on my back just the other day and the salve got rid of it. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: They got some salve that will help take care of that. I had a vertigo jump on my back just the other day and the salve got rid of it. ..........Widder You ought to try some somultion on it next time. It works a lot better. It also helps with any ventiaries you get without the side effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted September 25, 2020 Author Share Posted September 25, 2020 15 hours ago, Diamond Jake said: Speaking of food, is Burgoo allowed in the Chili contest? Here's my recipe: Your burgoo would be welcomed at the cook-off, although it might get disqualified for not being chili. Then again, it might win everybody over. There is power down at the schoolhouse, you could plug in a slow cooker there. The schoolhouse will be in use for RO1 training Thursday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted September 25, 2020 Author Share Posted September 25, 2020 13 Days & counting The only thing y'all will miss more than my countdown is the WHOLE DANG SHOOTIN" MATCH iffin you don't sign up now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Jake Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Chickamauga Slim said: Your burgoo would be welcomed at the cook-off, although it might get disqualified for not being chili. Then again, it might win everybody over. There is power down at the schoolhouse, you could plug in a slow cooker there. The schoolhouse will be in use for RO1 training Thursday morning. This may sound like heresy but some people just don't like chili. This will give them an option. My nephew once got second place in a chili cookoff with chicken/potato soup. Having said that, I'm so excited about my first State shoot, I'm not sure I want to complicate things by adding this additional stuff to my agenda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted September 25, 2020 Author Share Posted September 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, Diamond Jake said: This may sound like heresy but some people just don't like chili. This will give them an option. My nephew once got second place in a chili cookoff with chicken/potato soup. Having said that, I'm so excited about my first State shoot, I'm not sure I want to complicate things by adding this additional stuff to my agenda. Don't be hesitant to join in the festivities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted September 25, 2020 Author Share Posted September 25, 2020 14 hours ago, Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 said: I see they posted an updated shooters list: http://wartraceregulators.com/StateMatch.aspx 165 and growing! WooHoo!!! Let's make it 175 before the cutoff date. Bring a buddy, invite your neighbor. All of y'all shoot with somebody who hasn't decided whether to sign up or not. It's on you to make sure they don't miss out. I've done all I can do. Except this one thing - I'll personally give a $20 Denham's gift card to the person who sends PaPa Dave the 175th application. Papa Dave, please let me know who & when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Don't forget to wear pink Thursday and come by and introduce yourself to me at the cut the rope/speed deringer/speed pocket pistol stage. It'll be good to put a face with a name. Well. For most of you anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 I have two with me this weekend that have not sent theirs in. Horse Doc and Cactus Red plan t o be there is I can get them moving. I will be glad to keep an eye on anything cooking in the school house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 Posted September 25, 2020 Share Posted September 25, 2020 On 9/18/2020 at 12:00 PM, Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903 said: Here is the list of Categories we have and how many in each Category right as of the now http://wartraceregulators.com/2020State/attendingAlpha.pdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickamauga Slim Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 12 Days? 12 Days? That's not even 2 whole weeks! 4 more days before registration is cut off. You procrastinators have almost waited too long. Top 10 excuses for not shooting the Tennessee State Match: (as reported to me by Tennessee Williams) 10. My dog ate my gun leather 9. I need a haircut 8. I cut my finger while sharpening my knife 7. The grass needs mowing 6. I can't find primers 5. I might miss an episode of Dancing With The Stars 4. I can't find my boots 3. I might have too much fun 2. I lost the key to my locking gas cap 1. My parole officer said no way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Mary 45913 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 22 hours ago, Chickamauga Slim said: 165 and growing! WooHoo!!! Let's make it 175 before the cutoff date. Bring a buddy, invite your neighbor. All of y'all shoot with somebody who hasn't decided whether to sign up or not. It's on you to make sure they don't miss out. I've done all I can do. Except this one thing - I'll personally give a $20 Denham's gift card to the person who sends PaPa Dave the 175th application. Papa Dave, please let me know who & when that happens. I sent my app in earlier this week. MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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