Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I have often seen the claim “You can indict a ham sandwich “. But I wonder, a BLT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Only if it's on white bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Or made with Miracle Whip. That pasty white goo is an abomination to anyone who’s ever sampled the joy of real Hellman’s or Duke’s mayonnaise. You can also indict the BLT if it’s made with one of those tasteless off-season tomatoes that Kroger’s flies in from south of the equator. Just ain’t right. Here in Tennessee we’re in prime tomato season. My wife and I have been enjoying BLTs on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Don't bother indicting anyone using Miracle Whip, just take em out to the wood shed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 59 minutes ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said: Or made with Miracle Whip. That pasty white goo is an abomination to anyone who’s ever sampled the joy of real Hellman’s or Duke’s mayonnaise. You can also indict the BLT if it’s made with one of those tasteless off-season tomatoes that Kroger’s flies in from south of the equator. Just ain’t right. Here in Tennessee we’re in prime tomato season. My wife and I have been enjoying BLTs on a regular basis. Au contraire, mon ami.....half the fat, half the calories, and a sweeter taste. I never saw or tasted mayonnaise until I got married; our household was a pure Miracle Whip palace. To this day, I prefer it, but will suffer mayo if nothing else is available. Nothing beats a tomato sandwich on fresh bread with Miracle Whip - preferably using fresh tomatoes still warm from the sun. LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 2, 2020 Author Share Posted September 2, 2020 I never use commercially prepared mayo, always make my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
largo casey #19191 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Green Chili's go good with tomato's. Largo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 50 minutes ago, Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 said: I never saw or tasted mayonnaise until I got married; our household was a pure Miracle Whip palace. To this day, I prefer it, but will suffer mayo if nothing else is available. I too, was raised in MW home but now find the taste of Hellman's much better just goes to show you both have a loyal following Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 In the California justice system, they can even indict the ingredients of a BLT separately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 2, 2020 Author Share Posted September 2, 2020 I am not a person who cares much about expiration dates. BUT. In 2011 I was going through my pantry items and found an unopened jar of Miracle Whip that expired in 1994. If anything deserved to be discarded, that was it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said: In the California justice system, they can even indict the ingredients of a BLT separately. Maybe give Tomato a sweet deal for squealing on Bacon and Lettuce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I grew up eating Miracle Whip. When I joined the Navy I had to "endure" mayonnaise...One day I realized I loved Mayo and I no longer liked MW. For nostalgia I bought some Miracle Whip last year. Made one tomato sandwich with it and tossed the jar in the trash. I love tomato sammiches with Best Foods (Hellman''s) mayonnaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I was a Hellman's person for most of my life, until moving here. We wanted to buy some mayo but the store was out of Hellman's. We bought a jar of Duke's Southern Mayonnaise. What a taste difference!!! We really enjoy that now. Give it a try sometime. You'll enjoy the difference. https://www.dukesmayo.com/products/#mayonnaise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Only if it's on white bread. RACIST!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 A few things I use Miracle Whip on: The BEST cole slaw in the world (from an old family recipe. I don't know whose family it was because I stole it.) and cold chicken sandwiches on white toast. Most other things get Hellman's or Duke's....or Best Food Relish Sandwich Spread on ham or balony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said: Or made with Miracle Whip. That pasty white goo is an abomination to anyone who’s ever sampled the joy of real Hellman’s or Duke’s mayonnaise. You can also indict the BLT if it’s made with one of those tasteless off-season tomatoes that Kroger’s flies in from south of the equator. Just ain’t right. Here in Tennessee we’re in prime tomato season. My wife and I have been enjoying BLTs on a regular basis. Speak for yourself, Charlie. I happen to like Miracle Whip. I put it on my Velveeta Samish, with pickles and onions just before I slather my white bread with down home country butter and grill the whole thing. I have tried Hellman's and it's taste doesn't work for me. Never had Dukes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Kraft real mayonnaise or Dukes when mayo is called for. Miracle Whip for coleslaw or for a great tartar sauce. I like either on a ham or bologna sangwidge with Velveeta on rye with a red onion, tomato, spicy dill slices, and a triple dash of black or cayenne pepper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Well, there goes my salad for lunch. Heading for the bacon drawer in the fridge. Youse guys are hard on my diet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizPete Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 DUKE'S dammit. Hellmans if nothing else is available. Miracle Whip ain't food. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: I never use commercially prepared mayo, always make my own. I did that for a while. Then realized how much more I was using. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 This has become my favorite, when I can find it: Kinda tangy, a little sweet, as the name implies, a touch of citrus twans, good texture. Best Foods until about a year ago, maybe two years ago now that I think about it, put out a "Homestyle" mayo, very rich, very creamy, well balanced flavor. Like others, I grew up using Miracle Whip and see nothing wrong with it. Not my first pick, but I don't shun it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake River Clay Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 A ham sandwich can be easily indicted. Apparently, a good DA could get a BLT indicted. However, a grilled cheese is a slippery devil, with butter on both sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South-Eye Ned Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Mayonnaise on ham disgusts me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Howdy, A local place has combined the blt and the burger. Why not combine our two favorite sandwiches? They list wheat bread on the menu but I like rye marble if they have it. The bacon is canadian the burger is on the thin side, Lettuce tomato and fresh onion with or without mayo. Yes I go both ways. And I always add ketchup as any burger needs. I order fries without salt. They claim they dont salt but I think sometimes they might. It is the messiest sandwich around but worth it. I often have it the day before I do laundry. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, Chili Ron said: It is the messiest sandwich around but worth it. I often have it the day before I do laundry. Cause and effect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Howdy, Scheduling. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 22 hours ago, largo casey #19191 said: Green Chili's go good with tomato's. Largo Folks in NM think that Green Chilis go well with Fruit Loops or ice cream. Ya'll eat them with everything. If the choice is eat Miracle Whip or go without, I'm doing without. Putting Miracle Whip on a tomato sandwich is a waste of a perfectly good tomato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 23 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Kraft real mayonnaise or Dukes when mayo is called for. Miracle Whip for coleslaw or for a great tartar sauce. I like either on a ham or bologna sangwidge with Velveeta on rye with a red onion, tomato, spicy dill slices, and a triple dash of black or cayenne pepper! Well, if we are going to throw Ham and Rye bread into the discussion, this changes everything. This combination can only be made with Miracle Whip and yellow mustard on smoked ham and rye bread, or Grey Poupon and ham alone, on dark rye. All warshed down with a cold BREWSKI. That said, my Maternal Grandfather liked his own smoked hams, on rye with LIMBURGER CHEESE and no mustard or Miracle Whip. But Beer alongside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 funny how our "taste"has been altered/modified by prolonged use and advertising of major brands over the years - even when they try to force change ..NEW COKE ...they still try to force feed till we rebel and refuse to buy , but i still like butter over margarine and prefer real mayonnaise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 We were married on a Friday night. After the reception we drove a couple of hours to Memphis where we were going to catch a plane on Saturday. We found a truck stop restaurant that was still open at midnight, and had BLTs for our first meal as a married couple. So BLTs are special around here. Hellman’s real mayo is in the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 On 9/2/2020 at 5:24 PM, South-Eye Ned said: Mayonnaise on ham disgusts me. Then may I suggest some Grey Poupon Dijon , or perhaps French's yellow? Either goes great on a nice rye and a slice of Swiss, with maybe a slice of onion, and a cold beer alongside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.D. Daily Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 On 9/2/2020 at 4:47 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: This has become my favorite, when I can find it: Kinda tangy, a little sweet, as the name implies, a touch of citrus twans, good texture. Best Foods until about a year ago, maybe two years ago now that I think about it, put out a "Homestyle" mayo, very rich, very creamy, well balanced flavor. Like others, I grew up using Miracle Whip and see nothing wrong with it. Not my first pick, but I don't shun it. Mexican Miracle Whip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, J.D. Daily said: Mexican Miracle Whip? Nope, real mayonnaise. Just with a hint of lime. INGREDIENTS Soybean Oil, Egg Yolks, Water, Distilled Vinegar, Sugar, Iodized Salt, Spices, Lime Juice Concentrate, Disodium EDTA (Added to Protect Flavor), Extractives of Paprika, Natural Flavor, and Extractives of Red Pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Anybody ever try Ranch Dressing in place of mayo? None of that lite stuff though. I also like Honey Mustard on sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Anybody ever try Ranch Dressing in place of mayo? None of that lite stuff though. I also like Honey Mustard on sandwiches. I love Ranch dressing myself; though maybe not quite this much: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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