We need some humor...

[Pat Riot]

[Pat Riot]

[Pat Riot]

[Pat Riot]

An old cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink.

When the bartender delivers it, the cowboy looks around and notices the bar is completely deserted other than himself and the bartender:

“Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day.” The old cowboy says.

The bartender replies. “They’ve gone to the hanging.”

“Hanging? Who are they hanging?”

“Brown Paper Pete.” Says the bartender.

“What kind of name is that? Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?” The old cowboy asks.

“Well.” Says the bartender.

“He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes.”

“Weird guy.” Says the old cowboy.

“What are they hanging him for?”

“Rustling.” Says the bartender.

[Pat Riot]

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

 

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’ 

 

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times’

[watab kid]

i like that one 

 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

Just to resurrect this thread!

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172]

On 9/5/2020 at 5:49 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

An old cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink.

When the bartender delivers it, the cowboy looks around and notices the bar is completely deserted other than himself and the bartender:

“Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day.” The old cowboy says.

The bartender replies. “They’ve gone to the hanging.”

“Hanging? Who are they hanging?”

“Brown Paper Pete.” Says the bartender.

“What kind of name is that? Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?” The old cowboy asks.

“Well.” Says the bartender.

“He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes.”

“Weird guy.” Says the old cowboy.

“What are they hanging him for?”

“Rustling.” Says the bartender.

Grooooooan

[Sedalia Dave]

An old cowboy walks into a bar and exclaims...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dangnabit that smarts!!!!!  

[Sedalia Dave]

Psssstttt

 

[watab kid]

ok - anybody else think "cod piece" when seeing that snack mask - and no im not quite ready to go "there" with this - i just had renaissance festival thoughts since it was cancelled this year and i miss it ....

[Alpo]

I was thinking "banana hammock", and there ain't no way I would put that on my face.

[Pat Riot]

[Perro Del Diablo]

On 9/4/2020 at 4:28 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

and will still be better than 2020

[Perro Del Diablo]

On 9/5/2020 at 10:07 AM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

of course just take them to Alli Mo's house