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Last time, he was reported dead. We’ll see.

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Just now, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said:

Did he have tea with Putin recently?

He's a Putin fan. No prob.

 

 

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Maybe it was Kool Aid

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For what it's worth, Li'l Sis is supposed to be every bit as narsty as Kimbo hisself.  Mebbe even more so.  worried.gif

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40 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

For what it's worth, Li'l Sis is supposed to be every bit as narsty as Kimbo hisself.  Mebbe even more so.  worried.gif

It’s genetic. Whole dang family Is bat dung crazy!

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I don't see anything changing if little sister takes over, other than she may not command the respect from the military.   If they knock her off, some military strongman will take over.  The whole place will become even more unstable.  I think NK is a long way from becoming a good neighbor.

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Boggles the mind that the North just can't grasp the difference between their approach to life and that of their neighbors to the South...  :mellow:

 

 

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36 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Boggles the mind that the North just can't grasp the difference between their approach to life and that of their neighbors to the South...  :mellow:

Kim Jong Un and associates are doing much better in the north than they would in the south. Most of the rest of the population will have a different perspective.

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35 minutes ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Boggles the mind that the North just can't grasp the difference between their approach to life and that of their neighbors to the South...  :mellow:

 

 

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Some of em grasp it. But they are brainwashed from childhood. And should they mention it, they disappear, along with their family. It’s a society crazier than a Nazi Germany. This book about his daddy reads like crazy fiction. But it’s not.

 

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Flashback:  Remember this from a few years ago?  :rolleyes:

 

Actually... it does mention Oregon.  Might have been kinda prophetic at that!  :mellow:

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Boggles the mind that the North just can't grasp the difference between their approach to life and that of their neighbors to the South...  :mellow:

 

 

North Korea

 

All that tells me is that North Koreans are avid amateur astronomers, and really live by the "dark skies" mantra. No wonder they're so angry with South Korea. Look at all that light pollution!

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The boy came by it all "honestly," inheriting his legend from his legendary papa, Kim Jong-Il... a most extraordinary individual indeed!   :rolleyes:

 

From a variety of sources:  

 

-  Kim's birth in a cabin on the slopes of Baekdu Mountain in February 1942 was foretold by a swallow and heralded by a double rainbow. When he was born, a new star appeared in the night sky.  

 

-  The first time he picked up a golf club, in 1994, Kim reportedly shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one.  This was sworn to by 17 bodyguards who were present. He then decided to retire from the sport forever.

 

-  Kim had the ability to alter the weather simply through the power of thought.

 

-  The fledgling leader was a genius as an infant, with official North Korean biographies stating that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks.

 

-  As a junior high school pupil in Pyongyang, he corrected and chastised his teachers for their incorrect interpretations of history.

 

-  Kim wrote six full operas in two years, "all of which are better than any in the history of music," according to his official biography.

 

-  Kim's official biography also claims that he had written 1,500 books during his time at Kim Sung Il University, from where he graduated in 1964.

 

-  Kim never used a toilet -- his system was so efficient, he apparently didn’t need to urinate or defecate. 

 

-  Kim had personally developed cures for AIDS, SARS, Ebola and MERS, and controlled dispensing those medications.

 

Pretty remarkable family.  I'm wonderin' what Un's li'l sister's powers might be.  Maybe she'll invent Baseball~!   :lol:

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2 hours ago, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

The boy came by it all "honestly," inheriting his legend from his legendary papa, Kim Jong-Il... a most extraordinary individual indeed!   :rolleyes:

 

From a variety of sources:  

 

-  Kim's birth in a cabin on the slopes of Baekdu Mountain in February 1942 was foretold by a swallow and heralded by a double rainbow. When he was born, a new star appeared in the night sky.  

 

-  The first time he picked up a golf club, in 1994, Kim reportedly shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one.  This was sworn to by 17 bodyguards who were present. He then decided to retire from the sport forever.

 

-  Kim had the ability to alter the weather simply through the power of thought.

 

-  The fledgling leader was a genius as an infant, with official North Korean biographies stating that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks.

 

-  As a junior high school pupil in Pyongyang, he corrected and chastised his teachers for their incorrect interpretations of history.

 

-  Kim wrote six full operas in two years, "all of which are better than any in the history of music," according to his official biography.

 

-  Kim's official biography also claims that he had written 1,500 books during his time at Kim Sung Il University, from where he graduated in 1964.

 

-  Kim never used a toilet -- his system was so efficient, he apparently didn’t need to urinate or defecate. 

 

-  Kim had personally developed cures for AIDS, SARS, Ebola and MERS, and controlled dispensing those medications.

 

Pretty remarkable family.  I'm wonderin' what Un's li'l sister's powers might be.  Maybe she'll invent Baseball~!   :lol:

And Jong wasn’t even born in Korea but Russia in 1941. Apparently his daddy was hiding out there (instead of being the Great War hero who ran the Japanese out of Korea as all Koreans were told).

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On 8/24/2020 at 11:45 AM, Utah Bob #35998 said:

Last time, he was reported dead. We’ll see.

He must have recovered.

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On 8/24/2020 at 4:15 PM, Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 said:

Boggles the mind that the North just can't grasp the difference between their approach to life and that of their neighbors to the South...  :mellow:

 

 

North Korea

i find it interesting they dont even want what their protector china has , its like living in the dark "ages" is in their genes as well , it is interesting they no longer exist in the news when they were so important a bit back , seems the MSM has found a more convenient conduit to their agenda these day 

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